- ‘Ooh, surrie…’
- Wizard Playas…
Come on, Brah. There’s waitrons and personal trainers and personal assistants all over La-La Land who would trade some of that Botox and silicone and spray-tanning for the chance to perform on stage with one Emmy winner. And here you are having talked it out with three of them! Genius!
Chuck Woolery was just a celebrity, though. Complete prima diva, which is surprising since he has the physique to knock off using only his bare hands any of those other guys. Hmmmmm.
Free ones: Rundown…
Aqueduct 6
Gulf 6, 7, 11
Santa Anita 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
Pay-side: Today…
Laurel 6, 9
Tampa 5, 6, 10, 11
Turfway 5, 7, 8, 9
Oaklawn 1, 2, 3, 4, 6
Turf Paradise 4, 6, 7, 8
Golden Gate 2, 8
Today’s Stakes Pageantry: Mild upset in store in Race 8 at Laurel, the What a Summer, in which #5 Dance to Bristol will attempt to hoof it into the winner’s circle for reality-show divas the world over.
Santa Anita 7, the Grade II San Fernando, has a Bonkers-type scenario on tap. Check it on the free page.
Tampa 10, the Pasco, is on the pay-side. Same goes for Turf Paradise 8, the Cotton Fitzsimmons Mile.
WMF Report:
Early
Aqueduct 6f
Beulah 6f
Gulf 6f
Los Alamitos 4½f
Laurel 6f
PennNat 1m
Tampa 6f
Nocturnal Submission: Night off…
Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Bye-bye.


Should one get a future bet on DEWEY SQUARE @ 70/1 to win Derby ??????????????
Once had Aptitude 100/1 and Empire Maker @ 70/1——-Just not supposed to have a bunch at once