{"id":9723,"date":"2015-12-22T12:05:20","date_gmt":"2015-12-22T20:05:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=9723"},"modified":"2015-12-22T12:05:20","modified_gmt":"2015-12-22T20:05:20","slug":"tuesday-sniping-yuletide-hosiery-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2015\/12\/22\/tuesday-sniping-yuletide-hosiery-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Tuesday Sniping: Yuletide Hosiery Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Sock it to him, that Rat King!<\/p><\/div>\n

Give him the boot too, Santa! That’ll learn him! <\/p>\n

Delta<\/strong>
\nRace 3: #8 Fore Mary
\nRace 4: #3 Electric Kiss
\nRace 5: #6 Tee Shaw
\nRace 6: #4 Kapenta
\nRace 8: #6 Sky Stanza
\nRace 10: #10 Satty Nite Out
\nBonkers Box (Race 4): #3 Electric Kiss – #5 American Girly – #7 Chaotic Kitty – #1 Fast Dot – #6 Slew’s Song
\nBonkers Box II (Race 6): #4 Kapenta – #3 Masculino
\nBonkers Box III (Race 8): #6 Sky Santa – #10 Mr. Bo Jingles – #1 Burn Rate – #5 War Anthem
\nBonkers Box IV (Race 10): #10 Satty Nite Out – #4 Salute the Deputy<\/p>\n

Mahoning<\/strong>
\nRace 7: #5 Raka
\nRace 8: #10 Devil’s Blush
\nRace 9: #7 Mama Quatorze
\nBonkers Box (Race 7): #5 Raka – #3 Big Red Sky – #9 Rob the Cradle
\nBonkers Box II (Race 8): #10 Devil’s Blush – #6 Acting French – #3 Regarding Opal – #4 Forever Golden – #12 Amor Imposible
\nBonkers Box III (Race 9): #7 Mama Quatorze – #9 Love’s Halo – #11 Shawna Heat – #6 K Says No<\/p>\n

Keystone<\/strong>
\nRace 9: #3 Averyon
\nBonkers Box (Race 9): #3 Averyon – #5 Here’s a Jetpack – #11 Camden Street<\/p>\n

Portland<\/strong>
\nRace 5: #2 Ready to Jam
\nRace 7: #5 Precious Pegasus
\nRace 8: #1 Power Down
\nRace 9: #2 It Doesn’t Add Up
\nRace 10: #1 Last Minute Joe
\nBonkers Box (Race 9): #2 It Doesn’t Add Up – #6 Jen’s Jag
\nBonkers Box II (Race 10): #1 Last Minute Joe – #10 Free Return<\/p>\n

Sunland<\/strong>
\nRace 5: #4 Hasty Hadley
\nRace 8: #5 Slewsational
\nBonkers Box (Race 5): #4 Hasty Hadley – #2 A. P. Fourelady
\nBonkers Box II (Race 8): #5 Slewsational – #12 Quick Time<\/p>\n

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Merry merry etc. and so forth.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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