{"id":9686,"date":"2015-12-17T15:53:03","date_gmt":"2015-12-17T23:53:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=9686"},"modified":"2015-12-17T15:54:30","modified_gmt":"2015-12-17T23:54:30","slug":"first-post-thursday-december-17-2015","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2015\/12\/17\/first-post-thursday-december-17-2015\/","title":{"rendered":"First Post: Thursday, December 17, 2015"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/LyONt_ZH_aw\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Damn, those were the days! Back when we were undergraduates at Don J. Trump Univ., Thursdays were astonishingly special nights. We were absolutely floored by the generosity of our amazing benefactor to be able to feast on the unquestionably best Trump Steaks in the ample Marla Maples Dining Hall. Then we&rsquo;d head down to the out-of-this-world Baron Jr. Rathskeller for half-off pitchers of fantastic Ivanka Ale while we all got rowdy watching <em>Celebrity Apprentice<\/em> on the 89-foot Trumpshiba Trumpvision Trump-Trumps. Damn, those were the days! <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>We were unbelievably lucky. Those benighted bastards at Sanders Tech had to eat rice and beans and sit Indian-style on the dirt floor around the radio in the communal room. Man, can&rsquo;t say we envied <em>them<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cynthiapublishing.com\/pick.html\">Free<\/a> ones<\/strong>: Rundown&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Aqueduct<\/strong> 6<br \/>\n<strong>Gulfstream Park Proper<\/strong> 4, 5, <em>6<\/em>, <em>7<\/em>, 8, <em>9<\/em>, 10<br \/>\n<strong>Los Alamitos Thoroughbreds<\/strong> 8<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pay-side (<a href=\"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/mm5\/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&#038;Store_Code=THS&#038;Product_Code=WLLS&#038;Category_Code=\">Weekend<\/a>\/<a href=\"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/mm5\/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&#038;Store_Code=THS&#038;Product_Code=WLL1&#038;Category_Code=\">Weekday<\/a>)<\/strong>: Today&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Fair Grounds<\/strong> <em>4<\/em>, 5, 6, <em>7<\/em>, <em>8<\/em>, <em>9<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Turfway<\/strong> <em>1<\/em>, <em>2<\/em>, <em>3<\/em>, 5, 7<\/p>\n<p><strong>Today&rsquo;s Stakes Pageantry<\/strong>: Too bad for Don J. Trump Sr. that he has a good fear of furriners, otherwise he might be able to promote some of that tasty WAGYU BEEF. Dem Eastern Hemisphere cows get beer and massages, sometimes simultaneously. That&rsquo;s Trump Treatment right there, just before you shamble up the Ramp of Death in preparation for The Sacrifice. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Yesterday&rsquo;s Activity<\/strong>: One good one at Gulfstream. As always, hope you had &rsquo;em.<\/p>\n<p><strong>WMF Report<\/strong>: <\/p>\n<p><em>Early<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Chas. Town<\/strong> 6&frac12;f, 7f<br \/>\n<strong>Fair Grounds<\/strong> 6f<br \/>\n<strong>Gulf<\/strong> 6f<br \/>\n<strong>Los Alamitos Thoroughbreds<\/strong> 1m<br \/>\n<strong>Turfway<\/strong> 1m<\/p>\n<p><strong>Nocturnal Submission<\/strong>: <strong>Chas. Town 7<\/strong> (10 p.m. EST \/ 7 p.m. PST) has <strong>#5 Riveter Gloria<\/strong> and <strong>#11 Pop of Color<\/strong> in with upset hopes. &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. 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