{"id":9272,"date":"2015-09-13T11:59:32","date_gmt":"2015-09-13T18:59:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=9272"},"modified":"2015-09-13T11:59:49","modified_gmt":"2015-09-13T18:59:49","slug":"first-post-sunday-september-13-2015","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2015\/09\/13\/first-post-sunday-september-13-2015\/","title":{"rendered":"First Post: Sunday, September 13, 2015"},"content":{"rendered":"
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A Sweet Year to Yourself<\/p><\/div>\n

All right, all right, ya Yahweh-worshippersz! Take it easy! If you’re going to put any kind of honey on your apple slices at sundown, this is the brand, right here. Now, we don’t shill for just any honey; only the best honey — that is, Honey Dew Apiary Honey. Tyvm. L’shana tova, Sha-Na-Na and Shania Twain to all our Hebrew friendsz in the attendance. <\/p>\n

By the way, Moses (Malone) is dead now. He got the ball in the low post, back to the basket, it was all over, either strong field goal to the rack or else two free throws. Unstoppable. R.I.P. Doc Erving could not have gotten his championship without him. R.I.P., Moishe Malonewicz.<\/p>\n

Free<\/a> ones<\/strong>: Rundown…<\/p>\n

Belmont<\/strong> 6
\nGulfstream Park Proper<\/strong> 6, 9<\/em>, 10<\/em>, 11
\nLos Alamitos Thoroughbreds<\/strong> 7<\/p>\n

Pay-side (Weekday<\/a>\/Weekend<\/a>)<\/strong>: Today…<\/p>\n

BelTerra<\/strong> 2, 3, 4<\/em>, 7<\/em>
\nChurchill<\/strong> 3, 4, 5<\/em>, 6<\/em>, 8<\/em>, 10
\nLaurel<\/strong> 1, 3, 4<\/em>, 6, 7<\/em>, 8, 9, 10
\nMonmouth<\/strong> 3<\/em>, 7<\/em>
\nRetama<\/strong> 4<\/em>, 6<\/em>, 8, 9
\nWoodbine<\/strong> 4<\/em>, 6<\/em>, 7, 8, 9<\/em><\/p>\n

Today’s Stakes Pageantry<\/strong>: Gulfstream 9<\/strong> on the free<\/a><\/strong> page. Pay-side features Woodbine 6<\/strong>, 9<\/strong>. <\/p>\n

Should be OK for #8 Ready for Rye<\/strong> in Belmont 8<\/strong>. <\/p>\n

#5 Mt Veeder<\/strong> looks prohibitively strong in Los Alamitos Thoroughbreds 8<\/strong>. <\/p>\n

Nod to #10 Lea<\/strong> in Woodbine 10<\/strong>. <\/p>\n

Wild-open in Zia 10<\/strong>, with the tricky triumvirate of #8 Alonso<\/strong>, #2 Watch Me Go<\/strong>, #1 Circustown Flyer<\/strong> not out of it.<\/p>\n

Big stakes days in the Pacific Northwest, on both sides of the border where the wall will soon be erected with the Neighbors to the North of it gladly paying for all construction, labor and upkeep — such a deal! Keep those bland and flavorless Canadiansz OUT OF THE U-S-A! F-yeah! STAY OUT CANADIANS! KEEP YOUR DEGRASSI JR. HIGH & DRAKE & REMITTANCE LOONIESZ OUT OF AMURRIKA! Thanks, eh? And we will not repatriate Diana Krall or Wm. Shatner or Catherine O’Hara. <\/p>\n

Over at the Emerald<\/strong>, Race 7<\/strong> finds #5 Invested Prospect<\/strong> doing fine in isolation. In the eighth<\/strong>, #8 Timberfaller<\/strong> is a live longshot, as is debut issue #4 Party for One<\/strong>. In Race 9<\/strong>, the favourite-longshot pairing of #1 Lady Rosberg<\/strong>–#4 Among the Stars<\/strong> appears appealing. <\/p>\n

Up at Hastings<\/strong>, #5 Ole’s Miss<\/strong> is the longest shot on your morning line in Race 1<\/strong>; nonetheless, she can do it. Race 5<\/strong> is tamer, with #6 Tracker<\/strong> probably living up to morning-line favoritism. Back to contentiousness in the sixth<\/strong>: #8 Mysterious Soul<\/strong>, #7 Taylors Deal<\/strong>, #1 Shooting Jacket<\/strong> are capable of blowing up the Vancouver, B.C., toteboard.
\nSidestepping the top two morning-line choices in Race 7<\/strong> to go with #3 Eustacia<\/strong> and #1 Hero’s Amor<\/strong>. <\/p>\n

Yesterday’s Activity<\/strong>: Tulane Green Wave Collegiate American Gridiron Throwball moves to 0-2; ACC foes too potent in the opening weeks. Pennetta wins major, abruptly retires. Ditto Lloyd Macomber Jr. Short, happy lives. <\/p>\n

WMF Report<\/strong>:<\/p>\n

Early<\/em>
\nEmerald<\/strong> 6f
\nGulf<\/strong> 6f
\nHastings<\/strong> 1 1\/16m
\nKeystone<\/strong> 6f<\/p>\n

Nocturnal Submission<\/strong>: Sifting through the wreckage…<\/p>\n

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Shalom and good yontiff. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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