{"id":8827,"date":"2015-06-15T23:36:49","date_gmt":"2015-06-16T06:36:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=8827"},"modified":"2015-06-15T23:36:49","modified_gmt":"2015-06-16T06:36:49","slug":"tuesday-sniping-star-spangled-banner-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2015\/06\/15\/tuesday-sniping-star-spangled-banner-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Tuesday Sniping: Star-Spangled-Banner Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Nur5zBObQag\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Ugh. That was no good. The team that won the Big League Ice Hockey tournament &mdash; and that team&rsquo;s obnoxious fans &mdash; elicit the same vomit-type reaction that the Shack-Kooby Jakersz and their overbearing supporters used to. Player No. 88 on that winning ice-hockey team last night was especially reprehensible, worse than Shack &#038; Kooby put together. Ugh. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Well, at least we won&rsquo;t have to hear that juvenile song after every home goal at UNITEd Centre; at least we won&rsquo;t have that abominable and drunken whooping and screeching during the national anthem. Disgraceful. Chicago hockey fansz a disgrace with all that screaming nonsense during <em>The Star-Spangled Banner<\/em>. Who taught them that sort of disrespect? Utterly shameful. Ridiculous Chicago hockey fans. Cubs, White Sox, Bulls, DePaul, Northwestern and even Bearsz fansz all OK. However, Chicago hockey fans utterly disgraceful. Cubs, White Sox, Bulls, DePaul, Northwestern and even Bearsz all OK, however. Tyvm. Also, why don&rsquo;t they call out the Hawxxx for their logo? Why must the Redskinsz bear all the brunt of this? Unfair. Redskinsz would bury Hawxxx simply by sitting on them and not getting off. Then No. 88 would not be so arrogant; he would be pleading for oxygen. Rooting for the Redskinsz to put 300-lb. guysz on No. 88 &#038; the rest of the Hawxxx and smother them. Rooting for Redskinsz over Hawxxx. Tyvm.<\/p>\n<p>Particularly fond of this version of the anthem, especially that euphonium\/tuba hot-footing it starting at the 1:10 mark. <\/p>\n<p>So Hawxxx-loversz, here&rsquo;s what the <em>Star-Spangled Banner<\/em> sounds like, OK? <\/p>\n<p><strong>Fort Erie<\/strong><br \/>\nRace 4: #2 Sepia<\/p>\n<p><strong>Finger<\/strong><br \/>\nRace 4: #4 Gutsy Gras<br \/>\nRace 7: #8 B K Delilah<br \/>\nRace 8: #4 Shipwrecked<br \/>\nRace 9: #7 Eye Witness<br \/>\nBonkers Box (Race 8): #4 Shipwrecked &#8211; #5 Speedy Getaway &#8211; #8 Cat Tune<br \/>\nBonkers Box II (Race 9): #7 Eye Witness &#8211; #2 Diamond Showcase &#8211; #1 Perfect Gratitude<\/p>\n<p><strong>Fairmount<\/strong><br \/>\nRace 5: #3 Strathallen<br \/>\nRace 7: #1 Papa Georgio<br \/>\nBonkers Box (Race 5): #3 Strathallen &#8211; #7 Tenmor<br \/>\nBonkers Box II (Race 7): #1 Papa Georgio &#8211; #3 What&rsquo;s a Yat<\/p>\n<p><strong>Indiana<\/strong><br \/>\nRace 2: #4 Apricey Gun<br \/>\nRace 3: #4 Scuppernong<br \/>\nRace 4: #9 Seattle Mountain<br \/>\nRace 6: #13 Big Chance<br \/>\nRace 7: #11 Avie Niner<br \/>\nRace 8: #4 Whizbang<br \/>\nRace 10: #6 Big Circle<br \/>\nBonkers Box (Race 4): #9 Seattle Mountain &#8211; #3 Rose Blossom<br \/>\nBonkers Box II (Race 7): #11 Avie Niner &#8211; #9 Queen of Spring<br \/>\nBonkers Box III (Race 10): #6 Big Circle &#8211; #5 Tiaras N Tutoos<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mountain<\/strong><br \/>\nRace 3: #2 Lucy E.<br \/>\nRace 4: #7 Timely Pursuit<br \/>\nRace 9: #10 Bitalime<br \/>\nBonkers Box (Race 4): #7 Timely Pursuit &#8211; #5 Tupelo Playboy<\/p>\n<p><strong>Keystone<\/strong><br \/>\nRace 1: #1 Mr. Mostly<br \/>\nRace 6: #2 Bai Bai Baby<br \/>\nRace 9: #9 Burning Mandate<br \/>\nBonkers Box (Race 9): #9 Burning Mandate &#8211; #8 Inflation Target &#8211; #2 Road Agent<\/p>\n<p>Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Later!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ugh. That was no good. The team that won the Big League Ice Hockey tournament &mdash; and that team&rsquo;s obnoxious fans &mdash; elicit the same vomit-type reaction that the Shack-Kooby Jakersz and their overbearing supporters used to. 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