{"id":8559,"date":"2015-04-24T00:01:30","date_gmt":"2015-04-24T07:01:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=8559"},"modified":"2015-04-24T00:01:30","modified_gmt":"2015-04-24T07:01:30","slug":"first-post-friday-april-24-2015","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2015\/04\/24\/first-post-friday-april-24-2015\/","title":{"rendered":"First Post: Friday, April 24, 2015"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"oneeyedpug\"<\/a>

Many yappy returnsz!<\/p><\/div>\n

Big day here today in La-La Land. No, not what you Yerevan-loversz are expecting. Rather, it’s the One-Eyed Pug’s Birthday. She is 14 now. Time flies. Allah bless you, ya crazy canine! Anubis bless you. <\/p>\n

Blueberries, spinach, steel-cut oatsz, full-fat continental-style yoghurt…she eatsz better than her human handlersz do! Woof!<\/p>\n

Free<\/a> ones<\/strong>: Rundown…<\/p>\n

Aqueduct<\/strong> 3, 6, 7, 8<\/em>
\nGulfstream Park Proper<\/strong> 2, 3, 6, 7, 8, 9<\/em>
\nSanta Anita<\/strong> 6, 7<\/em><\/p>\n

Pay-side (Weekend<\/a>\/Weekday<\/a>)<\/strong>: Today…<\/p>\n

Hawthorne<\/strong> 7, 9<\/em>
\nKeeneland<\/strong> 1<\/em>, 2, 3, 5, 6<\/em>, 7<\/em>, 8<\/em>, 9<\/em>, 10<\/em>
\nLone Star<\/strong> 1<\/em>, 2, 3, 5, 6<\/em>, 7<\/em>, 8<\/em>, 9
\nPimlico<\/strong> 3<\/em>, 5, 6, 7<\/em>, 8, 9
\nTampa<\/strong> 3, 4, 5, 8, 9<\/em>
\nWoodbine<\/strong> 3<\/em>, 5, 7<\/p>\n

Today’s Stakes Pageantry<\/strong>: Keeneland 9<\/strong>, Lone Star 8<\/strong> on the pay-side. In Evangeline 9<\/strong>, #5 Hot Tempo<\/strong> is not out of it as long as it stays on the turf. <\/p>\n

Yesterday’s Activity<\/strong>: As always, Welcome to The Home of The Runner-Up Finish. No closeouts in the major-league ice-hockey tournament, either.<\/p>\n

WMF Report<\/strong>: <\/p>\n

Early<\/em>
\nHawthorne<\/strong> 6f
\nPennNat<\/strong> 6f
\nTampa<\/strong> 6½f<\/p>\n

Nocturnal Submission<\/strong>: Sifting through the wreckage…<\/p>\n

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Next time!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Big day here today in La-La Land. No, not what you Yerevan-loversz are expecting. Rather, it’s the One-Eyed Pug’s Birthday. She is 14 now. Time flies. Allah bless you, ya crazy canine! Anubis bless you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[11,4,5,3],"tags":[8,13,7,6],"class_list":["post-8559","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-picks","category-stakes","category-wmf","tag-analysis","tag-commentary","tag-longshots","tag-track-bias"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pavW5M-2e3","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8559","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8559"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8559\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8563,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8559\/revisions\/8563"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8559"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8559"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8559"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}