{"id":8389,"date":"2015-03-24T21:16:21","date_gmt":"2015-03-25T04:16:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=8389"},"modified":"2015-03-24T21:16:21","modified_gmt":"2015-03-25T04:16:21","slug":"first-post-wednesday-march-25-2015","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2015\/03\/24\/first-post-wednesday-march-25-2015\/","title":{"rendered":"First Post: Wednesday, March 25, 2015"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/SpO61NsZSBE\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>No hoopball, no Catalan Independence, no anti-Franko diatribes, just turn down the sound and stare at the screen. We don&rsquo;t shill for the product in question; but you can never look away when she is involved. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Way-better than hoopball. Way. Almost level with women&rsquo;s curling. Way-better than Amurrikan Quarter Horseys, certainly. Way.<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cynthiapublishing.com\/pick.html\">Free<\/a> ones<\/strong>: Rundown&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Gulfstream Park Proper<\/strong> 1, <em>6<\/em>, 7<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pay-side (<a href=\"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/mm5\/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&#038;Store_Code=THS&#038;Product_Code=WLL1&#038;Category_Code=\">Weekday<\/a>\/<a href=\"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/mm5\/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&#038;Store_Code=THS&#038;Product_Code=WLLS&#038;Category_Code=\">Weekend<\/a>)<\/strong>: Today&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Oaklawn<\/strong> 4, 5<br \/>\n<strong>Tampa<\/strong> 2, 6, 7<br \/>\n<strong>Turf Paradise<\/strong> 1, <em>4<\/em>, 6, <em>7<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Today&rsquo;s Stakes Pageantry<\/strong>: None today, but it&rsquo;s come down to your Los Angeles Kingsz needing some help to ensure a berth in this year&rsquo;s Stanley Cup Playoff field, Western Conference Edition. Direct rivals Calgary will be hosting the hapless Dallas Tin Starsz, and if there&rsquo;s the rare occasion that we may acceptably root for a team from Tejas (Tejas!), this will be one of &rsquo;em. Tejas!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Yesterday&rsquo;s Activity<\/strong>: No good, Chollie, no good. A major setback for the Catalan Independence Movement. <em>Perd&oacute;!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>WMF Report<\/strong>: <\/p>\n<p><em>Early<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>PennNat<\/strong> 6f<\/p>\n<p><strong>Nocturnal Submission<\/strong>: Sifting through the wreckage&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. So long now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No hoopball, no Catalan Independence, no anti-Franko diatribes, just turn down the sound and stare at the screen. 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