{"id":8374,"date":"2015-03-21T11:27:29","date_gmt":"2015-03-21T18:27:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=8374"},"modified":"2015-03-21T11:31:47","modified_gmt":"2015-03-21T18:31:47","slug":"nocturnal-submission-freestanding-edition-140","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2015\/03\/21\/nocturnal-submission-freestanding-edition-140\/","title":{"rendered":"Nocturnal Submission: Freestanding Edition 140"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Bagging the brace<\/p><\/div>\n

Hey! How’s all that hoopball going? Horserace freaksz and other assorted handicappers should shun the hoopball. How come? <\/p>\n

Simple! Not enough of the element of chance in the hoopball. Too much direct manipulation of the ballsz. Same goes for American Gridiron Throwball. Overdependence on the palms and digits, a surfeit of control. Now, of course, what sort of control can horseplayers and other assorted handicappers expect? Exactly…bupkis! <\/p>\n

This is why the hoopball and the American Gridiron Throwball should be abandoned by all good and rational horseplayers and other assorted handicappers. Our ilk should stick to the random, bouncy sportsz such as the ice-hockey and the fútbol<\/em>. Baseball OK since a stick is involved. Tennis OK too, since the racquet is a proxy for the hand. But hoopball and American Gridiron Throwball are no good for the horseplayers or other assorted handicappers who want to begin to appreciate the role of chance and randomness in their gambling lives. Tyvm.<\/p>\n

As well, curling, especially women’s curling, is fantastic for chance. Also the women’s curling is absolutely lovely to view on the TV, way-better than watching the hoopball. Way. <\/p>\n

PennNat<\/strong>
\nRace 7 (8:43 p.m. EDT \/ 5:43 p.m. PDT): #10 I’mfastbaby
\nBonkers Box (Race 7): #10 I’mfastbaby – #11 Purrsian Miss<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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