{"id":8224,"date":"2015-02-12T22:17:03","date_gmt":"2015-02-13T06:17:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=8224"},"modified":"2015-02-12T22:17:03","modified_gmt":"2015-02-13T06:17:03","slug":"first-post-friday-february-13-2015","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2015\/02\/12\/first-post-friday-february-13-2015\/","title":{"rendered":"First Post: Friday, February 13, 2015"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Z8_wrJpRDaU\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>That poseur in that movie opening today, we would like to see him get tortured by one Mistah Ronald J. Hextall. Hextall would teach him how to feel all worlds of hurt. Hextall would give him a hundred-fifty shades of black-and-blue. Hextall would school that sissie in that movie, and Hextall would do it much more artfully, with the paddle, the blocker, the stick and the mask&#8230;and the LEATHER GLOVE! F this nonsense-movie opening today. F it all to Hades. Ronald J. Hextall > > > > > > > > > > > > Poseur-Sissie from that movie opening today. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Love that old-school, stand-tall goaltending. You don&rsquo;t see that angle-robbing style at all these days. The butterfly and the hybrid are the main styles today. But, man, look how far out in front of the crease Hextall is stationing himself. This is brave goaltending, and it has gone the same way as the serve-and-volley in lawn tennis. Brave style, cutting down the angles and highly aggressive, but nobody does it anymore. Hextall should take his big goalie stick and conk that Sissie-Poseur from that movie opening today on his swelled head, and then drag him into the dungeon that was the Philadelphia Spectrum. That&rsquo;ll learn him!<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cynthiapublishing.com\/pick.html\">Free<\/a> ones<\/strong>: Rundown&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Aqueduct<\/strong> 8<br \/>\n<strong>Gulfstream Park Proper<\/strong> 2, 5, <em>7<\/em>, 9, <em>10<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Pay-side<\/strong> (<a href=\"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/mm5\/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&#038;Store_Code=THS&#038;Product_Code=WLLS&#038;Category_Code=\">Weekend<\/a>\/<a href=\"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/mm5\/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&#038;Store_Code=THS&#038;Product_Code=WLL1&#038;Category_Code=\">Weekday<\/a>): Today&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Fair Grounds<\/strong> 4, <em>8<\/em>, 9<br \/>\n<strong>Golden Gate<\/strong> <em>8<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Sam Houston<\/strong> 2, <em>8<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Laurel<\/strong> 4, 5, <em>7<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Oaklawn<\/strong> 1, 3, <em>4<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Sunland<\/strong> 7, <em>10<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Tampa<\/strong> <em>2<\/em>, 3, 5<br \/>\n<strong>Turfway<\/strong> 1, <em>3<\/em>, <em>5<\/em>, 8, <em>9<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Today&rsquo;s Stakes Pageantry<\/strong>: None today, but just stay home right now. Stay away, stay away, stay away. Between the day-date comboa (comboa!) and all these people rushing out to the cinema to learn how to inflict sad(e)ness and ordeals in the name of physical love&#8230;please, just stay home right now. Let these people torture and hurt each other openly without your having to bear witness to this sort of deviance. Ugh. We want to see Rick Santorum and Mike Huckabee get in on this topic; they will have enlightening commentary &mdash; and this time we cannot disagree. Stay away, stay away, stay away. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Yesterday&rsquo;s Activity<\/strong>: One good one in the last race of your day at Oaklawn, with a cold-punch call on the Bonkers Box for $196. Again, it was the day&rsquo;s last race, so that means it was one of &rsquo;em KING OF THE <del datetime=\"2015-02-13T05:35:54+00:00\">NETCAPPER<\/del> NIGHTCAPPER BULLIESZ specialsz&#8230;BULLIESZ! Hoo-boy.<\/p>\n<p><strong>WMF Report<\/strong>: <\/p>\n<p><em>Early<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Chas. Town<\/strong> 4&frac12;f<br \/>\n<strong>Fair Grounds<\/strong> 1m70y<br \/>\n<strong>Los Alamitos<\/strong> 4&frac12;f<br \/>\n<strong>Santa Anita<\/strong> 6f<\/p>\n<p><strong>Nocturnal Submission<\/strong>: Sifting through the wreckage&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Take care now. Steer clear of all these would-be punishersz!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That poseur in that movie opening today, we would like to see him get tortured by one Mistah Ronald J. Hextall. Hextall would teach him how to feel all worlds of hurt. 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