Hoo-boy. Super Bowl of Cheatersz on tap. For us, it’s a Hobson’s Choice between the two teams, like picking lethal injection or electric chair. Yuck. Thanks, Green Bay; thanks, Indie! Thanks a lot! <\/p>\n
On the other hoof, at least we see the humanity of one Mistah Russell Wilson on display after all these wins as he openly weeps in the postgame interviews. You think we’ll ever see the Boston Stealth-Videographers shed a tear of joy? Nevah! Too much calculation on that squad, just like Don Trump or Mitt Rommey (Rommey!). <\/p>\n
So we turn a blind eye to the cheating Peter Carroll and grudgingly side with him and his Seattle Franchise of the Big-League American Gridiron Throwball Cartel. <\/p>\n
In other sportsz news, Arsenal F.C. wins away at Premiership champions Man City, 2-nil. Next up for the Goonersz, an F.A. Cup fourth-round tilt at Brighton and Hove Albion on Sunday.<\/p>\n
Free<\/a> ones<\/strong>: Rundown…<\/p>\n Gulfstream Park Proper<\/strong> 2, 3, 4, 5, 6<\/em>, 10<\/em>, 11 Pay-side<\/strong> (Weekday<\/a>\/Weekend<\/a>): Today…<\/p>\n Fair Grounds<\/strong> 6, 8, 9 Today’s Stakes Pageantry<\/strong>: #2 Dancinthenightaway<\/strong> gets the lone endorsement in Santa Anita 5<\/strong>. <\/p>\n Should be open in Oaklawn 8<\/strong>, with #8 Private Prospect<\/strong> just as good as any of the others.<\/p>\n Yesterday’s Activity<\/strong>: Another day, another race (or three) with five or seven touted horseys. How is this possible? <\/p>\n Race 7 at Oaklawn, and Second Bonkersmate Fine Cognac (‘paging Dr. Martin; Dr. Remy Martin to the ICU, stat’) won by a clean head at $36-even, with top-touted Dr. Spin, 3-1, completing your winning $210 Bonkers Exacta Box. <\/p>\n Races 8 & 9 at Tampa, and a 1 x 3 daily-double configuration, $6 outlay, good for a $205.60 daily double, courtesy of 5-1 sole-touted Biddabudda and 12½-1 First Bonkersmate Candy Crush.<\/p>\n Races 2 & 3 at Turfway, and a 4 x 6 daily-double configuration, $48 outlay, good for an $8,000 daily double, minus 40¢, courtesy of Third Bonkersmate Lincoln Flyer at $91.60 up top and top-touted Basone at $38-even to win.<\/p>\n WMF Report<\/strong>: <\/p>\n Early<\/em> Rally<\/em> Nocturnal Submission<\/strong>: Night off…<\/p>\n Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Later!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Hoo-boy. Super Bowl of Cheatersz on tap. For us, it’s a Hobson’s Choice between the two teams, like picking lethal injection or electric chair. Yuck. Thanks, Green Bay; thanks, Indie! Thanks a lot!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[11,4,5,3],"tags":[8,13,7,6],"class_list":["post-8077","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-picks","category-stakes","category-wmf","tag-analysis","tag-commentary","tag-longshots","tag-track-bias"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pavW5M-26h","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8077","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8077"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8077\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8082,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8077\/revisions\/8082"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8077"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8077"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8077"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nSanta Anita<\/strong> 2<\/em>, 6, 8, 9<\/em><\/p>\n
\nSam Houston<\/strong> 2, 4, 5, 6<\/em>, 9, 10<\/em>
\nLaurel<\/strong> 1, 9
\nOaklawn<\/strong> 1, 2<\/em>, 4, 5<\/em>
\nTurf Paradise<\/strong> 4<\/em>, 6<\/em>, 7<\/em><\/p>\n
\nAqueduct<\/strong> 1m70y
\nFair Grounds<\/strong> 6f, 1m70y (WMF 281) (!)
\nKeystone<\/strong> 6f
\nSanta Anita<\/strong> 6f<\/p>\n
\nGulfstream<\/strong> 1 1\/16m (T)<\/p>\n