{"id":8051,"date":"2015-01-11T20:10:49","date_gmt":"2015-01-12T04:10:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=8051"},"modified":"2015-01-11T20:16:49","modified_gmt":"2015-01-12T04:16:49","slug":"monday-boxing-immortal-andrew-luck-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2015\/01\/11\/monday-boxing-immortal-andrew-luck-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Monday Boxing: Immortal Andrew Luck Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Clearly the Hunter Pence of the American Big-League Gridiron Throwball Cartel. Does not let the moment get to him. Remembers his humanity and never tries too hard. Not a grasper or a striver. Good throwballer. Hoping he can take it to the Cheatersz &#038; Their Supermodel this coming Sunday, so that the Supermodel can have another hissie fit this year. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Moreover, the Gridiron Throwball nowadays more resembles a legal drama than an athletic event. They are so busy adjudicating nearly every call on the field, it&rsquo;s as though the zebras are the jurists and the sidelines are filled with screaming attorneys. Terrible. Replay is making an already bloated, pause-filled game more like the last two minutes of hoopball &mdash; tedious and balky, good only for selling automobilesz and entry-level beer-products.<\/p>\n<p>Only good sports left are <em>beisbol<\/em> and ice-hockey and <em>f&uacute;tbol<\/em>, plus horse racing, as long as it is not American Quarter Horses; chariot-racing OK. Also, women&rsquo;s curling and beach volleyball, for obvious reasonsz. Tyvm. Tennis also. Tennis OK. Good athleticism and quickness on display. Golf acceptable for executives, but no real need for reflexes or quick-twitch muscle fibres in golf. Recapping, then: <em>beisbol<\/em>, ice-hockey, <em>f&uacute;tbol<\/em>, horse-racing (but not Quarters; chariot-racing OK), women&rsquo;s curling and beach volleyball, tennis. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Mahoning<\/strong><br \/>\nRace 1: #5 Heather&rsquo;s Wildcat (early) &#8211; #3 Bold and Beautiful (final)<br \/>\nRace 8: #5 Skipapalooza &#8211; #4 Saffron Sky<\/p>\n<p>Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Bye-bye.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Clearly the Hunter Pence of the American Big-League Gridiron Throwball Cartel. Does not let the moment get to him. Remembers his humanity and never tries too hard. Not a grasper or a striver. Good throwballer. 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