{"id":7866,"date":"2014-12-10T23:42:18","date_gmt":"2014-12-11T07:42:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=7866"},"modified":"2014-12-11T11:11:04","modified_gmt":"2014-12-11T19:11:04","slug":"first-post-thursday-december-11-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2014\/12\/10\/first-post-thursday-december-11-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"First Post: Thursday, December 11, 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"
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From Phila to La-La…Philalala!<\/p><\/div>\n

He’s no Hanley Ramirez, but JRoll is way smarter — and a former MVP, to boot. Looking for a late-career rejuvenation from him. <\/p>\n

Free<\/a> ones<\/strong>: Rundown…<\/p>\n

Aqueduct<\/strong> 6<\/em>, 9
\nGulfstream Park Proper<\/strong> 2, 4, 5<\/em>, 6<\/em>, 7, 9<\/em>, 10
\nLos Alamitos Thoroughbreds<\/strong> (Daytime) 5<\/p>\n

Pay-side<\/strong>: Today…<\/p>\n

Fair Grounds<\/strong> 4<\/em>, 5, 6<\/em>, 7, 9
\nGolden Gate<\/strong> 1, 3, 4
\nHawthorne<\/strong> 6, 8
\nLaurel<\/strong> 7<\/em>
\nTurfway<\/strong> 1, 2<\/em>, 3, 4<\/em>, 6, 8<\/em><\/p>\n

Today’s Stakes Pageantry<\/strong>: None today, but the MLB Winter Meetings are blowing up right now. Wholesale changes coming to your team, certainly. <\/p>\n

Yesterday’s Activity<\/strong>: When was it that guy was gonna get eaten by the snake on television? If it was not yesterday, it sure felt like it. As well, if you’ve ever seen that old film series about the Faces of Death<\/em>, you certainly wanted to see that guy get inhaled by the snake. We hope that the Discovery TV Network reprises this idea and shows him getting swallowed by the snake next time. In fact, they can have a Celebrity Edition and line up any number of luminaries getting sucked in by the snake. Lots of celebrities surely would get on for the exposure, and as a bonus we would not have to put up with them any further. Tyvm. Do it, Discovery TV Channel. Do it.<\/p>\n

Then again, the snake would probably have better taste than that and wind up spitting them out.<\/p>\n

Nonetheless, we are asking politely of the Discovery Television Station to bring back the snake show and show at least one or two people getting eaten alive by the snake. Tyvm.<\/p>\n

WMF Report<\/strong>: <\/p>\n

Early<\/em>
\nChas. Town<\/strong> 6½f
\nLaurel<\/strong> 6f<\/p>\n

Nocturnal Submission<\/strong>: Sifting through the wreckage…<\/p>\n

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. See ya!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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