{"id":7827,"date":"2014-12-04T12:10:47","date_gmt":"2014-12-04T20:10:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=7827"},"modified":"2014-12-04T12:14:03","modified_gmt":"2014-12-04T20:14:03","slug":"first-post-thursday-december-4-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2014\/12\/04\/first-post-thursday-december-4-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"First Post: Thursday, December 4, 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/SrlBgLdGKZM\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>BREAK UP THE SIXERRRRRRSz&#8230;this classic never gets old. Bonus Mike Piazza cameo, sans the Fu Manchu moustache, too. Joolius&#8230;URRRRRRRRRR-ving! <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>One-for-17 on your young NBA season. Recently we went on a lovely 0-for-34 negative-binge at the windoze. We were twice as bad as the PhiLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLy boysz. <\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cynthiapublishing.com\/pick.html\">Free<\/a> ones<\/strong>: Rundown&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Aqueduct<\/strong> 7, 9<br \/>\n<strong>Los Alamitos Thoroughbreds<\/strong> 1, <em>3<\/em>, <em>8<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Pay-side<\/strong>: Today&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Fair Grounds<\/strong> 4, 6, 8<br \/>\n<strong>Golden Gate<\/strong> 1, 5, 7<br \/>\n<strong>Hawthorne<\/strong> <em>6<\/em>, 8<br \/>\n<strong>Remington<\/strong> 6, <em>7<\/em>, <em>8<\/em>, <em>9<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Turfway<\/strong> (!) <em>1<\/em>, 2, <em>3<\/em>, 4, <em>5<\/em>, <em>6<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Today&rsquo;s Stakes Pageantry<\/strong>: None today, but North Tejas&rsquo;s Team Only, your Highland Park Cowpokesz, will be fighting for its playoff relevance against Da BehRRRRRRRRRRRs this evening at a chilly Soldier Field. BRRRRRRR. Now, rooting for Jay Cutler is not something we can readily admit to, but when his counterpart is the eminently evil Slo-Mo (rhymes with&#8230;) Antonio Romo (rhymes with&#8230;)&#8230;.West Hollywood? Hoo-boy. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Yesterday&rsquo;s Activity<\/strong>: Nice 30-1 Bonkersmate upsetting the early-season proceedings at sunny Tampa Bay yesterday. In this race, the fave was well-beaten on the classic V6 Fair Odds Betting Line, and the newfangled LifeLiner Speed Column analysis agreed with that dislike. The race was open, and it turned out OK&#8230;this time. Today? Who knows? ONLY THE SHADOW KNOWS. Buy the ticket, take the ride.<\/p>\n<p><strong>WMF Report<\/strong>: <\/p>\n<p><em>Early<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Chas. Town<\/strong> 6&frac12;f<br \/>\n<strong>Remington<\/strong> 6f<\/p>\n<p><strong>Nocturnal Submission<\/strong>: Sifting through the wreckage&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. 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