{"id":7525,"date":"2014-09-24T10:18:16","date_gmt":"2014-09-24T17:18:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=7525"},"modified":"2014-09-24T10:18:16","modified_gmt":"2014-09-24T17:18:16","slug":"first-post-wednesday-september-24-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2014\/09\/24\/first-post-wednesday-september-24-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"First Post: Wednesday, September 24, 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"
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No cloven hoovesz!<\/p><\/div>\n

For all our many (?!) readers of the Hebraic faith, l’shana tovah!<\/em> Eat up! <\/p>\n

Free<\/a> ones<\/strong>: Rundown…<\/p>\n

Belmont<\/strong> 5, 6<\/em>, 7<\/p>\n

Pay-side<\/strong>: Today…<\/p>\n

Delpark<\/strong> 2, 4, 7<\/em>
\nKentucky<\/strong> 1<\/em>, 2<\/em>, 3<\/em>, 5, 6<\/em>, 7<\/em>, 8<\/em>, 9<\/em>, 10
\nLaurel<\/strong> 2<\/em>, 4
\nSuffolk<\/strong> 2, 7
\nWoodbine<\/strong> 3, 4<\/em>, 7, 8<\/p>\n

Today’s Stakes Pageantry<\/strong>: Three at Kentucky Downs<\/strong>, all on the pay-side. Ah, Kentucky Downs, the all-you-can-bet buffet of the Thoroughbred world. You look at the full fields, the contentious races, the ridiculous amount of choice<\/em> on the menu, and you want to eat the menu, and usually at the end of the day, it’s just a parlor trick, filled with indigestion, complaint and outright bellyaching. Thank you, Kentucky Downs, for your eternal false promises! Pass the Brioschi!<\/p>\n

Yesterday’s Activity<\/strong>: How ’bout dem Pittsburgh Pyritesz? Doin’ it for the mid-market teamsz everywhere! Good job. The collapse of the Milwaukee Brewers and that dirty Ryan Braun is complete. RYAN BRAUN OUT! Take a seat next to DIRTY LO DUCA. <\/p>\n

WMF Report<\/strong>: <\/p>\n

Early<\/em>
\nChas. Town<\/strong> 4½f, 6½f
\nIndiana<\/strong> 5½f, 1m
\nNorthlands<\/strong> 6f, 6½f
\nPennNat<\/strong> 6f
\nSuffolk<\/strong> 5½f, 6f
\nThistle<\/strong> 5½f, 6f<\/p>\n

Rally<\/em>
\nPresque<\/strong> 6½f<\/p>\n

Nocturnal Submission<\/strong>: Sifting through the wreckage…<\/p>\n

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Drive safely.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

For all our many (?!) readers of the Hebraic faith, l’shana tovah! Eat up!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[11,4,5,3],"tags":[8,13,7,6],"class_list":["post-7525","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-picks","category-stakes","category-wmf","tag-analysis","tag-commentary","tag-longshots","tag-track-bias"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pavW5M-1Xn","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7525","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7525"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7525\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7528,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7525\/revisions\/7528"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}