{"id":7167,"date":"2014-08-11T10:31:37","date_gmt":"2014-08-11T17:31:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=7167"},"modified":"2014-08-11T10:31:37","modified_gmt":"2014-08-11T17:31:37","slug":"first-post-monday-august-11-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2014\/08\/11\/first-post-monday-august-11-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"First Post: Monday, August 11, 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/d9k09WPpNeo\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>WARNING: Coarse language in this clip. However, this&rsquo;ll pick you right up for your Monday. Guaranteed! <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>What happened to humor and movies like this, direct and potent? The hipsters have taken over the comedy business, and everything is sly and ironical and oftentimes whiny and hyper-self-involved. <\/p>\n<p>In the versions of this shown on cable-TV (non-premium channels), the F-word becomes &lsquo;flip&rsquo;&#8230;&lsquo;flip you&rsquo;. <\/p>\n<p>Also, do you like how the hapless stockboy wearing eyeglasses is also fired? Flippin&rsquo; fantastic! Flippin&rsquo; 7-up!<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cynthiapublishing.com\/pick.html\">Free<\/a> ones<\/strong>: Rundown&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Saratoga Race Course<\/strong> 8<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pay-side<\/strong>: Today&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Delpark<\/strong> 2, 3, <em>4<\/em>, 6<br \/>\n<strong>Suffolk<\/strong> <em>3<\/em>, 5, 7<\/p>\n<p><strong>Today&rsquo;s Stakes Pageantry<\/strong>: One today at <strong>Saratoga Race Course<\/strong>, <strong>Race 8<\/strong>, and, you know, it&rsquo;s on the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cynthiapublishing.com\/pick.html\">free<\/a> page.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Yesterday&rsquo;s Activity<\/strong>: The bust following the boom.<\/p>\n<p><strong>WMF Report<\/strong>: <\/p>\n<p><em>Early<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Delpark<\/strong> 5&frac12;f, 6f<br \/>\n<strong>Keystone<\/strong> 5&frac12;f, 6f<br \/>\n<strong>Saratoga Race Course<\/strong> 6f<br \/>\n<strong>Suffolk<\/strong> 6f<\/p>\n<p><strong>Nocturnal Submission<\/strong>: Night off&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Later!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WARNING: Coarse language in this clip. However, this&rsquo;ll pick you right up for your Monday. Guaranteed!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[11,4,5,3],"tags":[8,13,7,6],"class_list":["post-7167","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-picks","category-stakes","category-wmf","tag-analysis","tag-commentary","tag-longshots","tag-track-bias"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pavW5M-1RB","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7167","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7167"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7167\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7168,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7167\/revisions\/7168"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}