{"id":6595,"date":"2014-05-30T11:22:42","date_gmt":"2014-05-30T18:22:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=6595"},"modified":"2014-05-30T11:22:42","modified_gmt":"2014-05-30T18:22:42","slug":"first-post-friday-may-30-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2014\/05\/30\/first-post-friday-may-30-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"First Post: Friday, May 30, 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"
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How dare you insult the honor of the LifeLiner Speed Column analysis!<\/p><\/div>\n

All the fiercest shaolin slay with All-In-One V6…hiiiiiiiiiii-yah! <\/p>\n

Free<\/a> ones<\/strong>: Rundown…<\/p>\n

Belmont<\/strong> 4, 6, 7, 8, 9<\/em>
\nGulf<\/strong> 5, 6
\nSanta Anita<\/strong> 8<\/p>\n

Pay-side<\/strong>: <\/p>\n

Arlington<\/strong> 1, 2
\nChurchill<\/strong> 10
\nGolden Gate<\/strong> 4, 7
\nLone Star<\/strong> 2,<\/em> 5, 9<\/em>
\nPimlico<\/strong> 7<\/em>
\nWoodbine<\/strong> 5<\/p>\n

Today’s Stakes Pageantry<\/strong>: One tonight at the PennNat, but no recommendations emerge from it. On the other hoof, two teams from your Midwest might be going goodbye this evening; Chicago and Indianapolis could be dumped from their tournaments, and it is always disconcerting and a little bit chilling to see how they conduct the National Anthem over there at UNITEd Center. However, tonight’s ice-hockey takes place here in La-La Land, and even though Slash sometimes rocks out on the guitar for your ‘Star-Spangled Banner’, the mopesz in the stands maintain their silence. Very scary, that National Anthem before the Chicago ice-hockey games, like the Phantom of the Opera<\/em> meets Francis Scott Key, a Patriotic Theatre of The Macabre. Spooky.<\/p>\n

Yesterday’s Activity<\/strong>: BelTerra keepin’ it alive! Holla, Zinzinnati! <\/p>\n

WMF Report<\/strong>: <\/p>\n

Early<\/em>
\nArlington<\/strong> 6f
\nBelmont<\/strong> 6f
\nChurchill<\/strong> 6f, 1m
\nChas. Town<\/strong> 4½f, 6½f, 7f
\nEmerald<\/strong> 6f
\nEvangeline<\/strong> 6f
\nGulf<\/strong> 6f
\nLos Alamitos<\/strong> 4½f
\nNorthlands<\/strong> 6f
\nPennNat<\/strong> 6f
\nPrairie<\/strong> 6f, 1m<\/p>\n

Nocturnal Submission<\/strong>: Sifting through the wreckage…<\/p>\n

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Bye-bye.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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