{"id":6465,"date":"2014-05-14T10:56:01","date_gmt":"2014-05-14T17:56:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=6465"},"modified":"2014-05-14T10:56:01","modified_gmt":"2014-05-14T17:56:01","slug":"first-post-wednesday-may-14-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2014\/05\/14\/first-post-wednesday-may-14-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"First Post: Wednesday, May 14, 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/95304226\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" frameborder=\"0\" webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen allowfullscreen><\/iframe> <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/95304226\">TheOtterOfTheOTB<\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/user20693549\">Steven Unite<\/a> on <a href=\"https:\/\/vimeo.com\">Vimeo<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><em>&lsquo;Ever heard of The Wolf of The Wall Street? I&rsquo;m not that guy. In fact, I may be even more reprehensible. I am&#8230;THE OTTER OF THE OTB&reg;.&rsquo;<\/em> <\/p>\n<p>Accept no substitutes! Trailer coming soon to a Vimeo channel near yourself! <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Please do not steal this idea, The Otter of The OTB&reg; You saw it here first.<\/p>\n<p>As well, you also saw this here first, for posterity, the great Armenian-American novel, <em>Kevork &#038; Sarkis Go to The Americana at Brand<\/em>&reg;<\/p>\n<p>Tyvm. No stealing. It&rsquo;s easy to steal. It&rsquo;s much harder to be original.<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cynthiapublishing.com\/pick.html\">Free<\/a> ones<\/strong>: Rundown&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Belmont<\/strong> 1<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pay-side<\/strong>: Today&#8230;none! Tried to squeeze some out of the E. Boston area and Suffolk Downs, but it just would not happen&#8230;like that phantom game-tying goal late in the third period of Rangers-Pens! King Henrik! He can stop a runaway rhino, he&rsquo;s so good. Good game for the neutrals to enjoy.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Today&rsquo;s Stakes Pageantry<\/strong>: Uh-oh. One of &rsquo;em Triple Threat Horseys again: <strong>#2 Carried Interest<\/strong>, <strong>Bel 8<\/strong>. Same goes for <strong>Boi 8<\/strong> and <strong>#7 Justcallheraggie<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Yesterday&rsquo;s Activity<\/strong>: Speaking of the ice-hockey tournament, how &rsquo;bout that instant win by the Blackhawxxx last night? Instant win! Another excellent game for the neutrals to stay glued to.<\/p>\n<p>And lest you think we do not also take in some of the action from the sport that Magic Johnson played and that Donald Sterling once owned in, we have to salute Messrs. Durant, Westbrook and the rest of the OKC Thunda for their krz komeback vs. Los Angeles&rsquo;s Best Hoopball Squad.<\/p>\n<p><strong>WMF Report<\/strong>: <\/p>\n<p><em>Early<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Chas. Town<\/strong> 6&frac12;f (WMF 800), 7f<br \/>\n<strong>Evangeline<\/strong> 6f<br \/>\n<strong>Indiana<\/strong> 5&frac12;f<br \/>\n<strong>Mountain<\/strong> 5f, 6f<br \/>\n<strong>PennNat<\/strong> 6f<\/p>\n<p><strong>Nocturnal Submission<\/strong>: Night off&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Later!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TheOtterOfTheOTB from Steven Unite on Vimeo. &lsquo;Ever heard of The Wolf of The Wall Street? I&rsquo;m not that guy. In fact, I may be even more reprehensible. I am&#8230;THE OTTER OF THE OTB&reg;.&rsquo; Accept no substitutes! 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