Free<\/a> ones<\/strong>: Rundown…<\/p>\nNone! Aqueduct uncoöperative the past two days, which would be yesterday, Wednesday, and today, Thursday. Regretsz! Ozone Park, eatin’ the matzoh! <\/p>\n
Remember from university days, kid next door was from Miami, F-L-A. He could not make it home for the pesach, but his parents sent him a care package, including a couple of boxes of matzoh. The kid from Miami was smart. The matzoh never entered his mouth; however, he organized a matzoh-flinging contest on the quad, charging for entries — the goyim could not resist showing off their throwing muscle! It was a veritable foodstuff Frisbee competition!<\/p>\n
With the proceeds, the kid from Miami booked a table at Commander’s Palace and ingested many things with leavening in them. As well, he neglected to cut the Whamm-O Corp. in on the deal. <\/p>\n
So much for the stories of pestilence and bitter tears. Mazel!<\/p>\n
Pay-side<\/strong>: Today…<\/p>\nKeeneland<\/strong> 1, 3, 5<\/em>, 8
\nLone Star<\/strong> 1<\/em>, 2, 3, 4<\/em>, 6, 7<\/em>, 8, 9<\/em>
\nPimlico<\/strong> 1, 7<\/em>, 9<\/p>\nToday’s Stakes Pageantry<\/strong>: Kee 8<\/strong> on the pay-side. Cheer up, Lexington. Cauley-Stein returning for another year. Did not know hipstersz had taken over Coach Cal’s bench. <\/p>\nYesterday’s Activity<\/strong>: Nothing doing at the Big A. A period of passover for the Live Longshot recliners over at the Ozone Corona Park lately. Passing over all these marginal opportunities. Next year in Jamaica Bay!<\/p>\nAs always, Welcome to The Home of The Runner-Up Finish, this time almost led by Bonkersmate Five Afleet in Kee 3. Five Afleet, 8-1 on the morning line and 15-1 in real life, was not well-regarded via the conventional V6 Betting Line; however, his complete rally-style LifeLiner array of 62-61-86 put him in the mix for a chance to make up good ground toward the end.<\/p>\n
That’s what he did, closing from eight-and-last at the six-furlong mark to finish second, beaten 2 lengths.<\/p>\n
The winner was 6-1 on the morning line, so no touting. However, this winner was sent away at 10-1 on the toteboard and was highly rated on both the conventional V6 Betting Line and on the unconventional (nobody else has anything coming close to it — this is one thing they’ll never be able to pirate or reverse-engineer, not even for $1,400! Fourteen-hundred! Better off throwing in another $100 and buying a pair of Google Glass or something!) LifeLiner Speed Column analysis.<\/p>\n
The saver backup insurance hedge just-in-case perfector paid $318.40. The show-horse also was OK on LifeLiner, and your trizactor came back $808, for $2. <\/p>\n
WMF Report<\/strong>: <\/p>\nEarly<\/em>
\nAqueduct<\/strong> 6f
\nChas. Town<\/strong> 4½f, 7f
\nEvangeline<\/strong> 6f
\nPennNat<\/strong> 6f<\/p>\nNocturnal Submission<\/strong>: Sifting through the wreckage…<\/p>\nThank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Next time!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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