{"id":6174,"date":"2014-04-04T10:47:22","date_gmt":"2014-04-04T17:47:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=6174"},"modified":"2014-04-04T10:47:22","modified_gmt":"2014-04-04T17:47:22","slug":"first-post-friday-april-4-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2014\/04\/04\/first-post-friday-april-4-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"First Post: Friday, April 4, 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"keeneland\"<\/a>

She doesn’t care about the horseys…she just wants to mark her territory on the stone and ivy!<\/p><\/div>\n

Even The One-Eyed Pug knows what day it is! Yes, it’s the day before Ashley Judd’s UK Wildcatsz play in one National Semifinal game of the American Collegiate Men’s Basketball Playoffs, of course! Lexington, represent! <\/p>\n

Maybe The One-Eyed Pug also will maul some of the haircuts, especially that dirty Lo Duca. Dirty. Maybe urinate on his steroid-inflamed foot. Or something like that.<\/p>\n

Free<\/a> ones<\/strong>: Rundown…<\/p>\n

Aqueduct<\/strong> 3, 7<\/em>
\nCalder<\/strong> \/ Gulf<\/strong> Calder 2<\/em>, 5<\/em>, 8, Gulf 1, 7, 9<\/em>
\nSanta Anita<\/strong> 4, 5, 8<\/em><\/p>\n

Pay-side<\/strong>: Today…<\/p>\n

Golden Gate<\/strong> 3, 7
\nHawthorne<\/strong> 9
\nKeeneland<\/strong> 1, 3<\/em>, 4, 7
\nOaklawn<\/strong> 2<\/em>, 3, 4, 5<\/em>, 6<\/em>, 8<\/em>, 10<\/em>
\nPimlico<\/strong> 3<\/em>, 7<\/em>, 8
\nSunland<\/strong> 10
\nTampa<\/strong> 4<\/p>\n

Today’s Stakes Pageantry<\/strong>: One today, but it’s already been rained off the turf at — where else? — tornadic Keeneland. No recommendations. Regrestz!<\/p>\n

Yesterday’s Activity<\/strong>: All right, all right. First day of touting with the updated 2014 par times. No good on the free side, but two OK ones at the Oaklawn, including a tasty 21-1 shocker. Tasty. As always, hope you had ’em. And you will if you update your pars. Probably. We have done our best.<\/p>\n

WMF Report<\/strong>: <\/p>\n

Early<\/em>
\nChas. Town<\/strong> 4½f
\nGulf<\/strong> 6f
\nLos Alamitos<\/strong> 4½f
\nSanta Anita<\/strong> 6f<\/p>\n

Nocturnal Submission<\/strong>: Sifting through the wreckage…<\/p>\n

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Drive safely.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Even The One-Eyed Pug knows what day it is! Yes, it’s the day before Ashley Judd’s UK Wildcatsz play in one National Semifinal game of the American Collegiate Men’s Basketball Playoffs, of course! Lexington, represent!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[11,4,5,3],"tags":[8,13,7,6],"class_list":["post-6174","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-picks","category-stakes","category-wmf","tag-analysis","tag-commentary","tag-longshots","tag-track-bias"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pavW5M-1BA","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6174","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6174"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6174\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6177,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6174\/revisions\/6177"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}