{"id":6112,"date":"2014-03-23T13:21:57","date_gmt":"2014-03-23T20:21:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=6112"},"modified":"2014-03-23T13:21:57","modified_gmt":"2014-03-23T20:21:57","slug":"first-post-sunday-march-23-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2014\/03\/23\/first-post-sunday-march-23-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"First Post: Sunday, March 23, 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/r7UHC7e8o48\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>No-no &rsquo;no-va! Main Line out! All we do is celebrate sporting failures on this here Web log! Regretsz! <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Currently listening to Ray Hudson screaming over Real Madrid-Bar&ccedil;a on bein Sports. Iniesta puts the blaugrana up 1-nil up in the sixth minute. No &lsquo;First Post&rsquo; tomorrow, so we won&rsquo;t be able to report how Ronaldo&rsquo;s hair caught on fire after one of his famous flaming dives to the turf. Fire! <\/p>\n<p>However, Rock Chalk Jay Hawk Shawk-ed. Shawk-ed! Fire! Fire!<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cynthiapublishing.com\/pick.html\">Free<\/a> ones<\/strong>: Rundown&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Aqueduct<\/strong> 7<br \/>\n<strong>Gulf<\/strong> 9<br \/>\n<strong>Santa Anita<\/strong> <em>6<\/em>, <em>8<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Pay-side<\/strong>: Today&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Fair Grounds<\/strong> 1, 2, <em>6<\/em>, 9<br \/>\n<strong>Hawthorne<\/strong> 1, 3, 6, 7, <em>8<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Oaklawn<\/strong> 3, <em>4<\/em>, 6, <em>7<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Sunland<\/strong> 9, 10, <em>12<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Tampa<\/strong> 2, 5, <em>6<\/em>, 8, <em>10<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Turf Paradise<\/strong> 4<\/p>\n<p><strong>Today&rsquo;s Stakes Pageantry<\/strong>: Yesterday, a 10-1 Triple Threat Horsey at the <strong>Santa Anita<\/strong>. Today, a 1-1 (if that) on the docket in <strong>Race 3<\/strong> there: <strong>#5 Unusual Way<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Hella stakes action in New Mexico today, seven all told, two of them on the pay-side. <\/p>\n<p>Otherwise, a single shout-out to <strong>#9 Chitu<\/strong> in <strong>Race 11<\/strong> there, the Grade III <strong>Sunland Derby<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Yesterday&rsquo;s Activity<\/strong>: How &rsquo;bout that Fire With Fire, mile-and-a-half on the grass, firin&rsquo; up Arcadia! Fire! Heh-heh! Fire! Are you threatening me? I am the Great Corn-Something! I need something for my something!<\/p>\n<p><strong>WMF Report<\/strong>: <\/p>\n<p><em>Early<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Calder<\/strong> 7f<br \/>\n<strong>Fair Grounds<\/strong> 6f<br \/>\n<strong>Fonner<\/strong> 6f<br \/>\n<strong>Gulf<\/strong> 6f<br \/>\n<strong>Mountain<\/strong> 6f<br \/>\n<strong>Keystone<\/strong> 6f, 7f, 1m<\/p>\n<p><em>Rally<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Golden Gate<\/strong> 1m (WMF 19)<br \/>\n<strong>Turf Paradise<\/strong> 1m (WMF 21)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Nocturnal Submission<\/strong>: Sifting through the wreckage&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Next time!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No-no &rsquo;no-va! Main Line out! All we do is celebrate sporting failures on this here Web log! 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