{"id":6108,"date":"2014-03-22T12:39:46","date_gmt":"2014-03-22T19:39:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=6108"},"modified":"2014-03-22T12:39:46","modified_gmt":"2014-03-22T19:39:46","slug":"first-post-saturday-march-22-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2014\/03\/22\/first-post-saturday-march-22-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"First Post: Saturday, March 22, 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"The<\/a>

The Tunnel of L’oeuf<\/i>…Nothing for the Arse<\/p><\/div>\n

Engaging in the practice of poor sleep hygiene for this. Ugh. The Gaffer’s 1,000th game at the Arse F.C. ends in a humiliating defeat to the Special Ones of Chelski, 1,000-nil. Ta-ta, title! No good, Arsène. No good. <\/p>\n

Free<\/a> ones<\/strong>: Rundown…<\/p>\n

Aqueduct<\/strong> 3, 7, 8
\nGulf<\/strong> 4, 8<\/em>, 11
\nSanta Anita<\/strong> 5, 7<\/em><\/p>\n

Pay-side<\/strong>: Rundown…<\/p>\n

Fair Grounds<\/strong> 8<\/em>
\nGolden Gate<\/strong> 7
\nHawthorne<\/strong> 8
\nLaurel<\/strong> 5<\/em>, 9
\nOaklawn<\/strong> 1, 3, 5<\/em>
\nSunland<\/strong> 6, 7, 8, 9, 11
\nTampa<\/strong> 2, 4, 9, 10<\/em>, 11
\nTurfway<\/strong> 4, 9<\/em><\/p>\n

Today’s Stakes Pageantry<\/strong>: Aqu 8<\/strong> on the free<\/a><\/strong> page.<\/p>\n

FG 8<\/strong> on the pay-side.<\/p>\n

Uh-oh. #4 Fire With Fire<\/strong> squeaks through as one of ’em Triple Threat Horseys — fourth-choice on the morning line, no less! — in SA 4<\/strong>, the Grade II San Luis Rey<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

Somewhat open in Lrl 8<\/strong>, with #8 Swift Warrior<\/strong> not entirely out of it.<\/p>\n

Straight-up single call to the appropriately named #8 Solitary Ranger<\/strong> in TP 11<\/strong>, the Grade III Spiral<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

Yesterday’s Activity: Some OK ones on the pay-side, including back-to-back jacks in Haw 6 & 7, mutuels of $21.80 and $22.40, 9-1 and 10-1, with the natural double returning a skimpy $151-even — way less than the parlay. Thanks a lot, Chicagoland! Thanks a lot!<\/p>\n

WMF Report<\/strong>: <\/p>\n

Early<\/em>
\nCalder<\/strong> 7f
\nChas. Town<\/strong> 4½f (back up to WMF 1000), 6½f
\nFair Grounds<\/strong> 6f
\nFonner<\/strong> 6f
\nGulf<\/strong> 6f
\nLos Alamitos<\/strong> 4½f
\nMountain<\/strong> 6f
\nPennNat<\/strong> 1m
\nKeystone<\/strong> 6f, 7f
\nTurfway<\/strong> 6f<\/p>\n

Rally<\/em>
\nGolden Gate<\/strong> 1m<\/p>\n

Nocturnal Submission<\/strong>: Sifting through the wreckage…<\/p>\n

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Drive safely.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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