{"id":5568,"date":"2013-12-24T22:59:53","date_gmt":"2013-12-25T06:59:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=5568"},"modified":"2013-12-24T22:59:53","modified_gmt":"2013-12-25T06:59:53","slug":"christmas-greetings-gag-gift-no-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2013\/12\/24\/christmas-greetings-gag-gift-no-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Christmas Greetings! Gag Gift No. 5"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, brothers and sisters of the Yuletide persuasion, here we are. Merry Christmas! Enjoy the day, and we shall see you on all fronts (Pick of the Day, First Post) on Thursday, December 26, 2013, AD\/CE, when the last real racetrack in Los Angeles opens up, same as it ever was. Thank you, Frank Stronach! May we never have to be poisoned with BetFail ever again, forever and ever, world without end, amen. And now, kindly click on the &lsquo;Continue Reading&rsquo; link to receive your Christmas Greetings! Gag Gift No. 5. Tyvm. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/82657666\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" frameborder=\"0\" webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen allowfullscreen><\/iframe> <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/82657666\">ChrstmasGreetingsGagGiftNo5<\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/user20693549\">Steven Unite<\/a> on <a href=\"https:\/\/vimeo.com\">Vimeo<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, brothers and sisters of the Yuletide persuasion, here we are. Merry Christmas! Enjoy the day, and we shall see you on all fronts (Pick of the Day, First Post) on Thursday, December 26, 2013, AD\/CE, when the last real &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2013\/12\/24\/christmas-greetings-gag-gift-no-5\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[11],"tags":[14,12],"class_list":["post-5568","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","tag-human-interest","tag-news-2"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pavW5M-1rO","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5568","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5568"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5568\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5571,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5568\/revisions\/5571"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5568"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5568"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5568"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}