{"id":5378,"date":"2013-11-28T08:59:55","date_gmt":"2013-11-28T16:59:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=5378"},"modified":"2013-11-28T09:02:41","modified_gmt":"2013-11-28T17:02:41","slug":"first-post-thursday-november-28-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2013\/11\/28\/first-post-thursday-november-28-2013\/","title":{"rendered":"First Post: Thursday, November 28, 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/w9y3qtuTrb8\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Phillie Mummersz firing up Broad Street &mdash; and it&rsquo;s not even Jan. 1! Put down that turkey leg and sing along! Everybody, Happy Thanksgiving, unless you are a Native American, in which case we weep a Trail of Tears for you on your annual Day of Mourning. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cynthiapublishing.com\/pick.html\">Free<\/a> ones<\/strong>: Rundown&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Aqueduct<\/strong> 2, 7<br \/>\n<strong>Calder<\/strong> 2<br \/>\n<strong>BetFail<\/strong> <em>5<\/em>, <em>6<\/em>, <em>7<\/em>, 8<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/mm5\/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&#038;Store_Code=THS&#038;Product_Code=WLLS&#038;Category_Code=\">Pay-side<\/a><\/strong>: Today&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Churchill<\/strong> 1, 5, 6, <em>10<\/em>, 11, <em>12<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Fair Grounds<\/strong> 8, <em>10<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Golden Gate<\/strong> 2, <em>7<\/em>, 8<br \/>\n<strong>Laurel<\/strong> 4, 6, <em>8<\/em>, 9<\/p>\n<p><strong>Today&rsquo;s Stakes Pageantry<\/strong>: <strong>CD 11<\/strong> on the pay-side.<\/p>\n<p>Live third-choice on your morning line in <strong>BetFail 4<\/strong>, the final running of the Grade III <strong>Vernon O. Underwood<\/strong> in Inglewood: <strong>#5 Chosen Miracle<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Yesterday&rsquo;s Activity<\/strong>: As always, Welcome to The Home of The Runner-Up Finish, this time led by Fairbanks Kiss in Laurel 3. True, she was 8 lengths a loser, but she accomplished it at 37&frac12;-1. <\/p>\n<p>Not quite as glamorous on the toteboard there, was the great Cherokee Artist, 7&frac12;-1, who took the Race 8 field to lunch &mdash; and promptly ate their lunch. Tied for lowest Fair Odds on the Betting Line at 2&frac12;-1, Cherokee Artist was bet-down by 50&cent; (fitty!) from his 8-1 morning line. Spoiling the touted all-(Native)-American exacta &mdash; 11-1 Bonkersmate Perilous Indian was beaten a quarter-length out of the place-spot &mdash; was a non-LifeLine-sanctioned interloper. How much guns, germs and steel can one people endure!<\/p>\n<p>Later at Woodbine, Race 5, it took an embarrassing five horseys to ensnare your $29.70 winner and your $172 exactor. And it&rsquo;s not even Thanksgiving in Canada today! However, we are thankful for your sharing your Daytime Running Lights with us Amurrikansz.<\/p>\n<p><strong>WMF Report<\/strong>: <\/p>\n<p><em>Rally<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Aqueduct<\/strong> 1m<\/p>\n<p><strong>Nocturnal Submission<\/strong>: Get ready to hurl! No, not that way, not from overeating &mdash; that&rsquo;s what Brioschi is for, silly! Rather, Punkin Chunkin 2013 airs tonight, as always on Thanksgiving evening. Upon viewing, you&rsquo;ll wish you had a trebuchet from which to launch your favourite slow Thoroughbred. Punkin Chunkin 2013. Don&rsquo;t miss it. Check your local listings.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Eat safely.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Phillie Mummersz firing up Broad Street &mdash; and it&rsquo;s not even Jan. 1! Put down that turkey leg and sing along! 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