{"id":4875,"date":"2013-09-29T13:24:42","date_gmt":"2013-09-29T20:24:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=4875"},"modified":"2013-09-29T13:24:42","modified_gmt":"2013-09-29T20:24:42","slug":"nocturnal-submission-freestanding-edition-21","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2013\/09\/29\/nocturnal-submission-freestanding-edition-21\/","title":{"rendered":"Nocturnal Submission: Freestanding Edition 21"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"chosenone\"<\/a>

Bring on the New Messiah, Wherever He May Roam…<\/p><\/div>\n

Football, bloody hell. Play Kagawa, ya Toffeehead! Play Kagawa! <\/p>\n

What has Piers Morgan been tweeting about all this? As well, has Don Trump found somebody to blame? What essential phenomenon will step in to fill the psychic vacuum sure to be created in the collective existence of the bourgeoisie once the clock strikes 10:16 p.m. local time tonight? <\/p>\n

If you’re a longshot specialist, you can’t get too close to the popular culture at-large. You must continue to observe and keep your own counsel. You must continue to run interval sprints, keep the intermittent fasting up and do your clerical tasks at a stand-up desk. Seriously.<\/p>\n

In the end, it is funny now how everyone is rushing to be the English literature major they most certainly were not during school. Hey, bro, it’s cool to deconstruct…television, anyway. We are not amused!<\/p>\n

Los Alamitos<\/strong> (!)
\nRace 3 (9:48 p.m. EDT \/ 6:48 p.m. PDT): #2 Saxman
\nBonkers Box (Race 3): #2 Saxman – #4 Youonlyliveonce (Your Colonial Penn \/ NBCSN Upset Alert Upset Alert Double Stumper of the Evening)<\/p>\n

Mountain<\/strong>
\nRace 1 (7 \/ 4): #7 She’s Lying Again
\nBonkers Box (Race 1): #7 She’s Lying Again – #4 Brewzer (Your Second Colonial Penn \/ NBCSN Upset Alert Upset Alert Double Stumper of the Evening)<\/p>\n

Stockton<\/strong> (per Malkmus: “Stockton rocks!”)
\nRace 10 (9 \/ 6): #4 Tribal Sky<\/p>\n

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Take care now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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