{"id":4812,"date":"2013-09-22T12:21:37","date_gmt":"2013-09-22T19:21:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=4812"},"modified":"2013-09-22T12:21:37","modified_gmt":"2013-09-22T19:21:37","slug":"first-post-sunday-september-22-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2013\/09\/22\/first-post-sunday-september-22-2013\/","title":{"rendered":"First Post: Sunday, September 22, 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/JqXaBfEvPp8\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Sorry, no visuals on this one, but had there been any, they certainly would have been suitable for work. Yea, verily, lead singer Andrea Lewis was a dandy piece of eye-candy, but also she could sing without the aid of Auto-Tune, and she did not have to remove any of her clothing to excite and titillate. The brain! The brain! It used to be an important organ vis-a-vis arousal! <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>As well, Dexter the Blood-Spatter Inspexter, bye-bye! Let us know how it turns out! Don&rsquo;t forget to write. Happy trails, ya molexter, ya injexter, ya infexter. Still have not seen even one episode of <em>South Trek<\/em> or <em>The Mad Sopranosz<\/em>. What are we missing?<\/p>\n<p>One day, like they had Gojira v. King Kong v. Mothra, perhaps these smart TV execs will pit Dexter the Molexter v. Walter Skysenberg v. the Little Guy From The Game Of The Thornsz. It could be live and on pay-per-view, with Dr. Bert Lampley calling the blow-by-blow and Floyd de la Hoya Jr. on colour-commentary, pending his successful release from Trembling Hillsz. Yeah, that&rsquo;s the ticket. Smiley Iris could be one of the Ring Girls, with Lamar Lardassian v. Khloe Odom on the undercard. How do we make this happen! Kickstarter, change.org? How! Les Moonbeam, are ya listening!<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cynthiapublishing.com\/pick.html\">Free<\/a> ones<\/strong>: <\/p>\n<p><strong>Belmont<\/strong> 3, 8, 9<br \/>\n<strong>Calder<\/strong> \/ <strong>Gulf<\/strong> Gulf 2, <em>Gulf 4<\/em>, <em>Gulf 8<\/em><br \/>\nShort-Segment <strong>Barretts<\/strong> (a k a Fairplex Park n&eacute;e Pomona Fair) 1, 6, 9<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pay-side<\/strong>: <\/p>\n<p><strong>Arlington<\/strong> 6, <em>8<\/em>, 9<br \/>\n<strong>Churchill<\/strong> 4, <em>9<\/em>, 10<br \/>\n<strong>Louisiana<\/strong> <em>1<\/em>, <em>3<\/em>, <em>4<\/em>, 5, <em>6<\/em>, 7<br \/>\n<strong>Monmouth<\/strong> <em>4<\/em>, 6, <em>10<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Woodbine<\/strong> <em>1<\/em>, 3, 4, 6, 9<br \/>\n<strong>Zia<\/strong> 5, 6<\/p>\n<p><strong>Today&rsquo;s Stakes Pageantry<\/strong>: Uh-oh. Triple Threat Horsey <strong>#9 Vernissage<\/strong> goes in the <strong>10th<\/strong> at <strong>Albquerque<\/strong>. Won&rsquo;t pay anything, though, not even a wing piece at local chicken eatery Los Pollos Hermanosz. Maybe you can roll a parlay to another Triple Threat Horsey, <strong>#5 Global Stage<\/strong>, in the <strong>next race<\/strong>. The batter there has a super special ingredient. That&rsquo;s what they say on the street, anyway.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Buffalo<\/strong> is the feature at <strong>The Assiniboia<\/strong>, <strong>Race 8<\/strong>, and <strong>#9 Zdeno<\/strong> will be hard to get by, son. <\/p>\n<p>Oustide chance to <strong>#5 I&rsquo;m Kiddin<\/strong> in <strong>Thistle 6<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Yesterday&rsquo;s Activity<\/strong>: Do not rely on late-rising, drowsy Interweb bloggersz! The Opener at Belmont, unavailable at press-time because, well, press-time came after first post-time! <\/p>\n<p>Do not shortchange yourself. This winning blend of favourites and longshots and everything in-between can be yours, of your own doing and volition, if you have the proper tools. You know <a href=\"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/mm5\/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&#038;Store_Code=THS&#038;Product_Code=V6AM&#038;Category_Code=SOFTWARE\">where you have to go<\/a>. (Shhhh&#8230;even if you are not Amnesty-eligible, just go ahead and do it&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p><strong>WMF Report<\/strong>: <\/p>\n<p><em>Early<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Beulah<\/strong> 6f<br \/>\n<strong>Churchill<\/strong> 6f (WMF 400)<br \/>\n<strong>Calder<\/strong> 6f<br \/>\n<strong>Emerald<\/strong> 6f, 6&frac12;f<br \/>\n<strong>Barreplex<\/strong> 6f<br \/>\n<strong>Gulf<\/strong> 6f (WMF 425)<br \/>\n<strong>Los Alamitos<\/strong> 4&frac12;f<br \/>\n<strong>Louisiana<\/strong> 6f<br \/>\n<strong>Monmouth<\/strong> 6f<br \/>\n<strong>Keystone<\/strong> 5&frac12;f<br \/>\n<strong>Thistle<\/strong> 6f, 1m<\/p>\n<p><strong>Nocturnal Submission<\/strong>: Sifting through the wreckage now, you know how it works.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Drive safely.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry, no visuals on this one, but had there been any, they certainly would have been suitable for work. 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