{"id":4742,"date":"2013-09-16T09:42:54","date_gmt":"2013-09-16T16:42:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=4742"},"modified":"2013-09-16T09:48:53","modified_gmt":"2013-09-16T16:48:53","slug":"monday-boxing-season-30-curtain-raiser-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2013\/09\/16\/monday-boxing-season-30-curtain-raiser-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Monday Boxing: Season 30 Curtain-Raiser Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"jeo30\"<\/a>

“Ooh…surrie…”<\/p><\/div>\n

\"treebeak\"<\/a>

Before the Gender-Reassigning Moustache Surgery…<\/p><\/div>\n

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME J!<\/em> <\/p>\n

Yea, verily, the 30th season of America’s Favourite Quiz Programme opens tonight (or this afternoon for some unlucky Central Time Zone viewers). <\/p>\n

You know how they have great pop stars singing about “Are you ready for some football”? Maybe they could have an intro for J!<\/em> whereby Stephen Malkmus or They Might Be Giantsz or even world-famous The Wrecking Crew rocks-out with some brain-warmup prelude to the show itself. The lyrics could contain a few words with three syllables or greater, maybe a mid-song change in time-signature. Perhaps even pentatonics or atonalism would be in order for all the geekheadsz! When somebody’s on the verge of running the category, they might say, “She could go all the…”<\/em> — well, you know. Rock on, Chaka Khan!<\/p>\n

Finger<\/strong>
\nRace 1: #2 Celtic Kettle (early) – #8 Bobbity Boo (final)
\nRace 2: #4 Insane Speed (!) – #8 April in Jersey
\nRace 5: #1 Radical Storm – #3 Calm Expressions
\nRace 7: #4 Richbelle – #7 Eddies Dream<\/p>\n

Indiana<\/strong>
\nRace 1: #2 Glorious Destiny – #5 Gettem Up Girl
\nRace 2: #5 Peggy’s a Ten – #4 Cozy Sunday
\nRace 3: #3 Mi Ermana Tina – #4 Hidden Heat
\nRace 9: #14 Hurricane Pass<\/p>\n

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. So long, everybody.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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