{"id":4706,"date":"2013-09-13T14:45:44","date_gmt":"2013-09-13T21:45:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=4706"},"modified":"2013-09-13T14:47:13","modified_gmt":"2013-09-13T21:47:13","slug":"first-post-friday-september-13-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2013\/09\/13\/first-post-friday-september-13-2013\/","title":{"rendered":"First Post: Friday, September 13, 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Many Happy Returns…<\/p><\/div>\n

Unlucky to try this now, but hopefully she can forgive on Yom Kippur! What?! Belated [redacted] birthday wishes to Courtney MacGraw. Hope you enjoyed your special day. <\/p>\n

Free<\/a> ones<\/strong>: Rundown…<\/p>\n

Belmont<\/strong> 1, 9<\/em>
\nCalder<\/strong> 6
\nShort-Segment Barretts<\/strong> (a k a Fairplex Park née Pomona Fair) 8<\/p>\n

Pay-side<\/a><\/strong>: Today…<\/p>\n

Churchill<\/strong> 1<\/em>, 3<\/em>, 8<\/em>, 9, 10<\/em>
\nGolden Gate<\/strong> 2<\/em>, 6
\nRemington<\/strong> 4, 6, 8<\/em>, 9<\/em>
\nWoodbine<\/strong> 6, 9<\/em><\/p>\n

Today’s Stakes Pageantry<\/strong>: Fpx 9<\/strong> is the Shepherd<\/strong>, and here’s hoping Triple Threat Horsey #3 Miss Scatalicious<\/strong> won’t be running like a sheep. …<\/p>\n

Yesterday’s Activity<\/strong>: Sorry, no Ned Reldem, Esq. today. We know how you look forward to hearing about his parimutuel adventures. Maybe if he sneaks in something before sundown EDT tonight, we’ll be able to report something from him tomorrow. Certainly from about 7:15 p.m. EDT Friday to 7:14 p.m. EDT Saturday, he cannot possibly be engaging in the horseys, can he? Certainly not! However, we shall see. Maybe to him, it’s the age-old dilemma: free ham! What are you going to do! Better call Saul! And who by trichinosis? Who by slow horseys? Who(m) shall I say is calling?<\/em><\/p>\n

All right, all right, ya Leonard Cohen-overdosersz! Play the Lloyd Cole version of “Chelsea Hotel” when you are able. It will restore your sanity and your humanity.<\/p>\n

Yesterday, it was a King of the NetCapper Bulliesz special in the finale at Delpark. Somehow the 15-1 morning-line Bonkersmate Atlantis Moon was sent away at 2-1, winning by nearly six lengths at $6.20. Ugh. Thanks a lot, Stanton! Thanks a lot! Top selection Sterling’s Diva, 12-1 morning and 20-1 in real life, rallied to complete the cold-punch Bonkers Box at $117 (for $2). Thanks a lot, Stanton! Thanks a lot! Yawn.<\/p>\n

Again, we are hopeful there will be a Ned Reldem, Esq., sighting tomorrow so we all don’t fall asleep at this same stage of this here Web log tomorrow. A package of NoDoz on your person may prove helpful. Thank you.<\/p>\n

WMF Report<\/strong>: <\/p>\n

Early<\/em>
\nAlbuquerque<\/strong> 5f, 7f
\nEmerald<\/strong> 6f
\nFinger<\/strong> 6f, 1m40y
\nFairmount<\/strong> 6f
\nBarreplex<\/strong> 6f
\nIndiana<\/strong> 6f
\nLouisiana<\/strong> 6f
\nMarquis<\/strong> 6f
\nNorthlands<\/strong> 6f, 6½f
\nPennNat<\/strong> 6f
\nThistle<\/strong> 6f, 1m<\/p>\n

Rally<\/em>
\nWoodbine 1 1\/16m<\/p>\n

Nocturnal Submission<\/strong>: Sifting through the wreckage, with a freestander to appear, opportunities permitting. They will be inscribed in the Book of Live Longshots.<\/p>\n

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Shalom. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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