{"id":4698,"date":"2013-09-12T10:48:44","date_gmt":"2013-09-12T17:48:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=4698"},"modified":"2013-09-12T10:49:38","modified_gmt":"2013-09-12T17:49:38","slug":"first-post-thursday-september-12-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2013\/09\/12\/first-post-thursday-september-12-2013\/","title":{"rendered":"First Post: Thursday, September 12, 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/wmu0Fv1gI5c\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Ren &#038; Stimpy. This was OK stuff. Between the top grammar and the frequent use of Dvo&#345;&aacute;k in the score, this was a cartoon for the cultured set. Genius manqu&eacute;. Bobby Fischer, Nikola Tesla, John Kennedy Toole. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cynthiapublishing.com\/pick.html\">Free<\/a> ones<\/strong>: Today&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Belmont<\/strong> 3, 5, <em>7<\/em>, 8, <em>9<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Short-Segment Barretts<\/strong> (a k a Fairplex Park n&eacute;e Pomona Fair) <em>3<\/em>, 7<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/mm5\/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&#038;Store_Code=THS&#038;Product_Code=WLLS&#038;Category_Code=\">Pay-side<\/a><\/strong>: Today&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Arlington<\/strong> 5<br \/>\n<strong>Delpark<\/strong> 4, 5, <em>6<\/em>, 8, <em>9<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Louisiana<\/strong> 5<br \/>\n<strong>Remington<\/strong> 1, 3, 4, <em>5<\/em>, 8, 9<\/p>\n<p><strong>Today&rsquo;s Stakes Pageantry<\/strong>: Delpark 8 is the lone added-money event on the North American calendar now, and it&rsquo;s on the pay-side. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Yesterday&rsquo;s Activity<\/strong>: Damn you, Ned Reldem, Esq.! Showin&rsquo; us up! Firin&rsquo; up Amerika!<\/p>\n<p>Latest hotdog move from this guy was Race 4 at the Belmont yesterday. Public touters figured since top firster was 2&frac12;-1 Fair Odds on the V6 Betting Line and the second-choice on the Betting Line was a far-out 5-1 Fair Odds, there was no need to consider any other firsters; perhaps the experienceds would do OK.<\/p>\n<p>But leave it to Ned Reldem, Esq. He applied his Protocols of the Reldem of Zion to Race 4, and found firster Summerdale in with a chance via a connections-percentage line of 23pc\/13pc\/33pc.<\/p>\n<p>Mazel, Maz Jobrani! He gets the $56 shocker and we are left holding the bag of poor wagers for which we paid retail. Retail! Is it too late for ritual circumcision?<\/p>\n<p>Damn you, Ned Reldem, Esq. At the same time, Allah bless you. <em>Allahu akbar<\/em>, you and your crazy-big Ashkenazi brain. We get the quick-twitch muscle, and you get the crazy-big Ashkenazi brain. <em>Allahu akbar<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Back to the secular world now for a near-miss via Wednesday&rsquo;s Colonial Penn Double Stumper of the Night, specifically the great Lady&rsquo;s M V P, 17-1 on the toteboard and longtime leader of the seventh at Portland. Portlandia! <\/p>\n<p>No good with the winner being a leper outcast on all our measures. Boo! Boo! <\/p>\n<p><strong>WMF Report<\/strong>: <\/p>\n<p><em>Early<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Delpark<\/strong> 6f<br \/>\n<strong>Finger<\/strong> 6f, 1m40y<br \/>\n<strong>PennNat<\/strong> 6f<\/p>\n<p><strong>Nocturnal Submission<\/strong>: <strong>Chas. Town 7<\/strong> (9:58 p.m. EDT \/ 6:58 p.m. PDT) finds <strong>#4 Music Club Belle<\/strong> in with a chance. &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. <em>Sayonara<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ren &#038; Stimpy. This was OK stuff. 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