{"id":4060,"date":"2013-07-14T10:05:04","date_gmt":"2013-07-14T17:05:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=4060"},"modified":"2013-07-14T10:05:04","modified_gmt":"2013-07-14T17:05:04","slug":"first-post-sunday-july-14-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2013\/07\/14\/first-post-sunday-july-14-2013\/","title":{"rendered":"First Post: Sunday, July 14, 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/xiTM2HQ0g98\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>As always, Bugs Bunny proves way ahead of his time&#8230;<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Wow. Another stunner from the legal swamplands of Fla. Why do so many weird things transpire down there? Maybe Georgy Porkie &#038; Tot Mom KC Ant&rsquo;ny can hook-up, compare notes on the proper technique, on how it feels to do what they did.<\/p>\n<p>Gulfstream looks beautiful on TV, but we&rsquo;ll be damned if we head out to the Sunshine (so-called) State any time soon. After all, before too long we&rsquo;ll be reading about how some unarmed bantamweight, half-bright yellow-skinned wiseguy got gunned-down down there just for crossing his eyes at a mutuel teller who was sitting his ground behind the window. Ugh. Anita Bryant, she did a good job straightening out that state!<\/p>\n<p>Besides, way too much humidity in Fla. Calif. still better &mdash; better hair days, better overall physical fitness, better-looking women. We prefer to perish in an earthquake (or even a SHARKNADO!) than at the stubby fingers of an itchy-trigger tub o&rsquo; lard like Georgy Porkie in Fla. Hope the border patrol keeps that Fla. tub o&rsquo; lard Georgie Porkie out of Calif. If they see that tub o&rsquo; lard Georgy Porkie approaching, trying to get into the GOLDEN (true!) State, they can shoot him on sight! Bang! Bang! Fire! Let&rsquo;s not call 911. Let&srquo;s watch him bleed-out instead. He&rsquo;ll bleed out lard.<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cynthiapublishing.com\/pick.html\">Free<\/a> ones<\/strong>: Rundown&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Belmont<\/strong> <em>9<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Calder \/ Gulf<\/strong> Crc 5, <em>6<\/em>, <em>7<\/em>, 8; GP 3<br \/>\n<strong>BFHollyPark<\/strong> 1, 5, 6, 11<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/mm5\/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&#038;Store_Code=THS&#038;Product_Code=WLL1&#038;Category_Code=\">Pay-side<\/a><\/strong>: Today&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Arlington<\/strong> 1, <em>6<\/em>, <em>7<\/em>, 8<br \/>\n<strong>Ellis Park<\/strong> <em>4<\/em>, 5<br \/>\n<strong>Louisiana<\/strong> <em>6<\/em>, 8<br \/>\n<strong>Monmouth<\/strong> 7, <em>8<\/em>, 9, 10<br \/>\n<strong>Woodbine<\/strong> 2, 4, 6, 10 <\/p>\n<p><strong>Today&rsquo;s Stakes Pageantry<\/strong>: Hol 5 on the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cynthiapublishing.com\/pick.html\">free<\/a> page; Mth 10 &#038; WO 6 on the pay-side.<\/p>\n<p>Shooting for a mild upset in <strong>WO 8<\/strong>, the <strong>Ont. Damsel<\/strong>, via <strong>#1 Sarah Her Highness<\/strong>. <\/p>\n<p>Maybe <strong>#9 Red Minstrel<\/strong> in <strong>ArP 6<\/strong>, the <strong>Futurity<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Wild Default\/Bonkers Box scenario in the <strong>eighth<\/strong> there, the <strong>Colo. Dby<\/strong>. The lucky pairing involves <strong>#3 Dr. Watson<\/strong>, <strong>#7 Bourbon Pride<\/strong>. Rocky Mountain High!<\/p>\n<p>Seems too strong in <strong>Beu 7<\/strong> for <strong>#1 Deniro&rsquo;s Saint<\/strong>. At least Jay-Z won&rsquo;t throw any money at this one!<\/p>\n<p>Similar to that one is <strong>#4 Stopshoppingdebbie<\/strong> in <strong>EmD 7<\/strong>, the Kent (in a protective crushproof box!).<\/p>\n<p>Actually a nonfavored Default Exacta Box situation developing in <strong>PID 5<\/strong>, the <strong>Northern Fling<\/strong>. <strong>#2 Lotta Lovin<\/strong> &#038; <strong>#6 Prize Winner<\/strong> are the duo.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Yesterday&rsquo;s Activity<\/strong>: As always, Welcome to The Home of The Runner-Up Finish. In the seventh at Belmont, it was Joha running to his LifeLiner array of 99-99-96 in leading all the way around, save the the last 330 ft., the distance from home plate to the foul poles at most major-league ballparks. Joha was 15-1 on the morning line and 13-1 on the toteboard, losing to a rally-type LifeLiner qualifier. The insurance exacta was 5-1 over 13-1 for $131 (for $2). Additionally, the third and fourth spots also went to LifeLiner Speed contenders: $692 for the $2 trifecta, $1,540 for the $2 super-duper.<\/p>\n<p>BFHollyPark 2 had E Equalsmcsquared, 8-1 on the morning line and 15-1 at the off, rallying furiously to miss by just three parts of a length. The winner was the 3-5 fave, top of the LifeLiner Speed. The insurance exacta, odds-on on top of 15-1, was $25.20 (for $2). <\/p>\n<p>Race 5 at Woodbine had top-touted Sweet City Song, 20-1 on the morning line and 14-1 at the off, plus status as one of those vaunted Triple Threat Horseys (!), just could not get by in finishing second by a dirty neck. The winner was the 2-1 fave, and a LifeLiner qualifier, so the saver was a gettable $73 in a field of 11. As well, the third- and fourth-place finishers were OK on LifeLiner Speed: $390 for the $2 triactor, $1,174 for the $1 super-duper. <\/p>\n<p>Bright spot on the day was at Arlington, the 11th. Top-touted Pataky Kid, 10-1 on the morning line but bet-down to 6-1, rallied best (LifeLiner: 69-69-87), paying $15.40. Race was contentious, and the lukewarm 2&frac12;-1 public fave was last, and not a LifeLiner Speed contender. However, the other two spots in the trifecta were accounted for by LifeLiner qualifiers: $69 for the exacta, $252 for the $1 trifecta. <\/p>\n<p>Also, Gold Dust Lady ($15.30) in the fourth at Woodbine. <\/p>\n<p>So often looks lucrative at New Kent, Va. Rarely results in triumph. Damn you, Colonial! We&rsquo;re gonna shoot you and then watch you bleed-out! Bang! Bang! Fire! We&rsqu;re gonna make you die just because we don&rsquo;t like the way you look!<\/p>\n<p><strong>WMF Report<\/strong>: <\/p>\n<p><em>Early<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Arapahoe<\/strong> 6f<br \/>\n<strong>Beulah<\/strong> 6f<br \/>\n<strong>Canterbury<\/strong> 6f<br \/>\n<strong>Emerald<\/strong> 6f, 1m<br \/>\n<strong>Louisiana<\/strong> 5&frac12;f<br \/>\n<strong>Monmouth<\/strong> 6f<br \/>\n<strong>Keystone<\/strong> 6f<br \/>\n<strong>Thistle<\/strong> 1m<\/p>\n<p><em>Rally<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Belmont<\/strong> 1 1\/16m (InT)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Nocturnal Submission<\/strong>: <strong>PID 2<\/strong> (5:50 p.m. EDT \/ 2:50 p.m. PDT) has <strong>#7 Jonestown Jonesy<\/strong> entered this time. &#8230;<strong>Rui 7<\/strong> (5:36 \/ 2:36) finds <strong>#1 Epigraph<\/strong> ready to chisel out the win. &#8230;And then there&rsquo;s <strong>#8 Atticus&rsquo; Ghost<\/strong> primed to scare up the mutuels in the <strong>ninth<\/strong> at <strong>Sac&rsquo;to, Northern Cal<\/strong>! <strong>Sac&rsquo;to, Northern Cal<\/strong>! (8:52 \/ 5:52) before heading out to haunt Sanford, Fla. &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Take care now. Stay away from porcine vigilantesz. They just want to shoot you dead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As always, Bugs Bunny proves way ahead of his time&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[11,4,5,3],"tags":[8,13,7,6],"class_list":["post-4060","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-picks","category-stakes","category-wmf","tag-analysis","tag-commentary","tag-longshots","tag-track-bias"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pavW5M-13u","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4060","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4060"}],"version-history":[{"count":34,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4060\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4095,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4060\/revisions\/4095"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4060"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4060"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4060"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}