{"id":4005,"date":"2013-07-06T12:09:43","date_gmt":"2013-07-06T19:09:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=4005"},"modified":"2013-07-06T12:17:04","modified_gmt":"2013-07-06T19:17:04","slug":"first-post-saturday-july-6-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2013\/07\/06\/first-post-saturday-july-6-2013\/","title":{"rendered":"First Post: Saturday, July 6, 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_4007\" style=\"width: 650px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/IMG_9362.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4007\" data-attachment-id=\"4007\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2013\/07\/06\/first-post-saturday-july-6-2013\/img_9362\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/IMG_9362.jpg?fit=640%2C480&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"640,480\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;4&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;Canon PowerShot SX20 IS&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1373053950&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;12.979&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;400&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.002&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"hollywood bowl\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;hollywood bowl&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Even You Abstainers&amp;#8230;Now!&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/IMG_9362.jpg?fit=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/IMG_9362.jpg?fit=640%2C480&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/IMG_9362.jpg?resize=640%2C480\" alt=\"hollywood bowl\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4007\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/IMG_9362.jpg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/IMG_9362.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-4007\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Even You Abstainers&#8230;Now!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Already? Already! Usually the season begins after Del Mar starts. Not this year. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Bugs &#038; the Boys were in top form. The Coyote remained hapless. As did Sylvester. As did Pepe Le Pew. Elmer Fudd showed remorse. <em>Well, what did you expect in an opera? A happy ending?<\/em> KIWL DA WABBIT!<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cynthiapublishing.com\/pick.html\">Free<\/a> ones<\/strong>: Rundown&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Belmont<\/strong> 3, 4, 7<br \/>\n<strong>Calder \/ Gulf<\/strong> <em>Crc 9<\/em>, Crc 10, GP 4<br \/>\n<strong>BFHollyPark<\/strong> 6, 7<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/mm5\/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&#038;Store_Code=THS&#038;Product_Code=WLLS&#038;Category_Code=\">Pay-side<\/a><\/strong>: Today&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Arlington<\/strong> 2, 9, <em>10<\/em>, 11<br \/>\n<strong>Colonial<\/strong> 4, 6, <em>7<\/em>, 8<br \/>\n<strong>Ellis Park<\/strong> 5, <em>9<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Louisiana<\/strong> 4, 8<br \/>\n<strong>Lone Star<\/strong> 1, 5, <em>7<\/em>, 9, 10<br \/>\n<strong>Monmouth<\/strong> 4, 6, <em>7<\/em>, 8<\/p>\n<p><strong>Today&rsquo;s Stakes Pageantry<\/strong>: <strong>#4 Flat Out<\/strong> deserves Triple Threat Horsey status in <strong>Bel 8<\/strong>, the Grade II <strong>Suburban<\/strong>. Same goes for <strong>#1 Battier<\/strong> (thought he was retired!) in the next race, the Grade II <strong>Dwyer<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>The Acme of Alacrity is going on today at the <strong>Calder<\/strong>, and <strong>Race 9<\/strong> &#038; <strong>10<\/strong>, respectively the Grade II <strong>Smile<\/strong> and the Grade I <strong>Princess Rooney<\/strong>, are on the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cynthiapublishing.com\/pick.html\">free<\/a> page.<\/p>\n<p>Wild today at that <strong>Calder<\/strong>, and <strong>Race 6<\/strong> is the <strong>Umphrey<\/strong>. Trying for a nonfavored Default Trifecta Box of <strong>#5 Madame Giry<\/strong>, <strong>#7 Silver Cloud<\/strong>, <strong>#8 Regally Ready<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Back to sanity in the <strong>next race<\/strong>, the Grade III <strong>Carry Back<\/strong>: <strong>#1 R Free Roll<\/strong> is a Triple Threat Horsey. Also a Triple Threat Horsey in <strong>Crc 8<\/strong>, the Grade III <strong>Azalea<\/strong>, but at way-better odds: <strong>#6 Guadalupe High<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Crc 11<\/strong> is the <strong>Hollywood Wildcat<\/strong>, and a Default Exacta Box emerges through <strong>#11 Awesome Belle<\/strong>, <strong>#6 Angelica Zapata<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Calder, today for a change we hold you in top regard.<\/p>\n<p>Chalky boxes likely in the dual <strong>BFHollyPark<\/strong> features. We leave the proof for you.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cnl 6<\/strong>, <strong>7<\/strong> &#038; <strong>8<\/strong> on the pay-side. Ditto <strong>LS 9<\/strong> &#038; <strong>10<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>WO 7<\/strong> Triple Threat Horsey in <strong>#7 Clearly Now<\/strong>. <strong>LS 3<\/strong> Triple Threat Horsey in <strong>#1A Time Iz Flyin<\/strong>. <strong>LS 6<\/strong> Triple Threat Horsey in<strong> #5 Cat&rsquo;s Classy Rider<\/strong>. <strong>Mth 10<\/strong> (Grade III <strong>Salvator Mile<\/strong>, a race Bet Twice could not even win) Triple Threat Horsey in <strong>#3 Lucy&rsquo;s Bob Boy<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Looks strong for <strong>#4 Balooga Bull<\/strong> in <strong>AsD 6<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Big doings this evening at <strong>Evangeline<\/strong>! A quartet of big-priced contenders looms in the <strong>fourth<\/strong>: <strong>#4 Tupelo Playboy<\/strong>, <strong>#8 Ryland T<\/strong>, <strong>#7 Chad Be Glad<\/strong>, <strong>#11 Cousin Kevin<\/strong>. Stay on the turf!<\/p>\n<p>Next race there, <strong>#7 Lattin Devil<\/strong>, <strong>#4 Palmy Bay<\/strong>, <strong>#9 Hero Force<\/strong> are a nonfavored trio to ponder.<\/p>\n<p>Next race there, <strong>#6 Miss Goodthing<\/strong>, <strong>#8 Afternoon Tango<\/strong> appear to be live, and save with <strong>#5 Sittin At the Bar<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Next race there, the selfsame <strong>#9 Sittin at the Bar<\/strong> is a lone standout. So probably he should choose to run in the seventh and not in the sixth!<\/p>\n<p>Next race there, <strong>#7 Top Cat Boogie<\/strong>, <strong>#11 Unitas<\/strong> (!) are the longshots, and <strong>#5 Southern Dude<\/strong> is a sensible protector.<\/p>\n<p>Next race there, <strong>#4 Look At the Time<\/strong> is a solid solitary selection.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Races 10<\/strong> &#038; <strong>11<\/strong> are up to yourself.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pln 9<\/strong>: <strong>#1 Side Letter<\/strong> should be good enough. Likewise <strong>#3 Fist Pump<\/strong> in <strong>Rui 10<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>OK. Exhale now. Too much horseys sometimes. Sometimes.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Yesterday&rsquo;s Activity<\/strong>: Archie Trucker, 8-1 morning line and just 20 cents below that on the toteboard, attended the pace throughout (LifeLiner array: 85-99-99) to win by a length-and-a-quarter at $17.60. That was Race 6 at the Ellis Park.<\/p>\n<p>Brite Desire, 12-1 on the morning line and 19-1 at the off, found daylight all the way around the 1m70y trip in the fifth at Louisiana, winning off by 3 lengths. This was redeemable for a $40.40 win mutuel; twice as good in foresight as in hindsight! Hahahahaha!<\/p>\n<p>Of course, this <em>is<\/em> Cynthia Publishing and thus we are forced to extend you the following: &ldquo;Welcome to The Home of The Runner-Up Finish&rdquo;. Last night&rsquo;s nearly-was was Golly Gin in Cnl 4. She was 12-1 morning line and 19-1 toteboard and defeated by a LifeLiner nonqualifier. Thanks a lot, Moonovermanhattan! Thanks a lot!<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Nocturnal Submission&rdquo; was also swinging for the nighttime fences, and so it was with runner-up Spectacular Slew, 9-1 (9-1!) on the morning line and 22-1 in real life (or, IRL for all you Interwebsz hipstersz). &rsquo;Slew beat eight others in the 10-horse field, missing by a dirty neck for all the loonies (remember, this one was run at Marquis Downs). This time, though, the horse who won was obvious (8-5 IRL) and a LifeLiner contender, with the saver exacta coming back CA$34.50. WHAT A SECOND! WHAT? CA$34.50?! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? IN A 10-HORSE FIELD, 22-1 RUNNER-UP. WHAT?! THANKS A LOT, HIDDENENTRIES! THANKS A ^&#038;*@@$$# LOT! DEPRESSING THE MUTUELS, ALL SIX OF YOU GUYS! ALL SIX OF YOU, WHAT?! ISN&rsquo;T THERE SOMETHING BETTER TO BE DOING THAN STAYING UP TILL MIDNIGHT EDT USA TO PLAY MARQUIS DOWNS? THANKS A LOT! Ugh. You guys. Don&rsquo;t spend it all in one place. Ugh.<\/p>\n<p><strong>WMF Report<\/strong>: <\/p>\n<p><em>Early<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Les Bois<\/strong> 5f<br \/>\n<strong>Canterbury<\/strong> 6f<br \/>\n<strong>Chas. Town<\/strong> 4&frac12;f, 6&frac12;f<br \/>\n<strong>Delpark<\/strong> 6f<br \/>\n<strong>Emerald<\/strong> 6f<br \/>\n<strong>Evangeline<\/strong> 6f<br \/>\n<strong>Los Alamitos<\/strong> 4&frac12;f<br \/>\n<strong>Louisiana<\/strong> 5&frac12;f<br \/>\n<strong>Lone Star<\/strong> 6f<br \/>\n<strong>Marquis<\/strong> 6f<br \/>\n<strong>Mountain<\/strong> 5&frac12;f<br \/>\n<strong>Monmouth<\/strong> 6f<br \/>\n<strong>PennNat<\/strong> 1m<br \/>\n<strong>Keystone<\/strong> 6f<br \/>\n<strong>Prairie<\/strong> 6f<br \/>\n<strong>Thistle<\/strong> 1m<\/p>\n<p><em>Rally<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>BFHollyPark<\/strong> 6f<br \/>\n<strong>Woodbine<\/strong> 7f<\/p>\n<p><strong>Nocturnal Submission<\/strong>: Night off&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. So long now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Already? Already! Usually the season begins after Del Mar starts. 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