{"id":3845,"date":"2013-05-31T11:31:21","date_gmt":"2013-05-31T18:31:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=3845"},"modified":"2013-05-31T11:32:16","modified_gmt":"2013-05-31T18:32:16","slug":"first-post-friday-may-31-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2013\/05\/31\/first-post-friday-may-31-2013\/","title":{"rendered":"First Post: Friday, May 31, 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Where’s That Alt+Del When You Need ’Em?!<\/p><\/div>\n

Hahahha. Not even Windozen Ocho can thwart the V6! Needed: a tablet\/touchscreener Windozen Ocho guinea pig. Tyvm. Tech & customer support\/service not our forte, yet the programme ramblesz on despite our ineptitude! V6 indestructo!<\/p>\n

Get yours up and running again. XP, Vi$ta, Windozen 7, Ocho, Mac-OS X native prior to 10.7 or else via Windozen emulator for Mac-OS X.7 and later. We persist in the handicapping world.<\/p>\n

Free<\/a> ones<\/strong>: Rundown…<\/p>\n

Belmont<\/strong> 1, 2, 5
\nGolden Gate<\/strong> 7
\nBFHollyPark<\/strong> 5, 8<\/p>\n

Pay-side<\/a><\/strong>: <\/p>\n

Monmouth<\/strong> 7<\/em>, 10<\/em>
\nArlington<\/strong> 6<\/em>, 8
\nLouisiana<\/strong> 2, 10
\nLone Star<\/strong> 1<\/em>, 3, 7<\/em>, 8<\/em><\/p>\n

If it stays on the turf tonight, your Lone Star card has good potential.<\/p>\n

Today’s Stakes Pageantry<\/strong>: One tonight in the Pelican State of Luzianne. It’s the Acadiana<\/strong>, cher<\/em>, and we like the fave-longshot pairing of #7 Sittin At the Bar<\/strong> and #4 Miss Goodthing<\/strong>. For the record, that’s Race 10<\/strong> at Evangeline<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

Yesterday’s Activity<\/strong>: Delpark 3 finds Needadrink (absinthe, white lightning, jailhouse pruno), 12-1 morning line and 2½-1 (!) at the off, scoring at a fantastical $7.80. Later there, a King of The NetCapper Bulliesz special when Second Bonkersmate Super Doc, 8-1 morning and 2½-1 (! again!) actual, wins at $7.20 with First Bonkersmate Diana’s Vendetta, 10-1 morning line and 9-1 actual, completing your winning $55 Bonkers Exacta Box. Hoo-boy. Show-horse Trappist Monk was not listed among the live ones, owing to a paltry 6-1 morning line, but he was a LifeLiner qualifier anyway, yielding a $149 (for $1) trizacta. Small victoriesz.<\/p>\n

As always, Welcome to The Home of The Runner-Up Finish, this time led by North Washington in the sixth at Bossier City. North Washington was 12-1 on the morning line and 15-1 at the off, defeating eight of his nine rivals. Next time!<\/p>\n

WMF Report<\/strong>: <\/p>\n

Early<\/em>
\nBelmont<\/strong> 6f
\nChurchill<\/strong> 6f, 1 1\/16m
\nEmerald<\/strong> 5½f, 6f
\nFinger<\/strong> 6f
\nBFHollyPark<\/strong> 6f, 6f (T) (!) (WMF 185) (!)
\nLouisiana<\/strong> 6f
\nMountain<\/strong> 5f, 6f
\nMonmouth<\/strong> 6f
\nNorthlands<\/strong> 6f
\nPrairie<\/strong> 5½f
\nSunRay<\/strong> 4½f<\/p>\n

Nocturnal Submission<\/strong>: Assiniboia<\/strong>! Race 8<\/strong> (11:30 p.m. EDT \/ 8:30 p.m. PDT)! And #7 Atta’ Girl<\/strong> is your longest shot on the morning line. Could be. …Hopefully it stays on the grass at Evangeline<\/strong> for Race 4<\/strong> (7:55 \/ 4:55), in which #8 Privacy Please<\/strong> is not out of it. …Quadruple Stumper in store for the sixth<\/strong> at Northlands<\/strong> (10:20 \/ 7:20): #10 Boonstock<\/strong>, #1 Siberian Cocktail<\/strong>, #2 Road Talk<\/strong>, #4 First Fire<\/strong>. …Bonkers Box-type situation unfolding in PennNat 6<\/strong> (8:16 \/ 5:16): #10 Open Rebellion<\/strong>, #2 Dimension<\/strong>. …Similarly in the eighth<\/strong> at Prairie<\/strong> (10:37 \/ 7:37) between #3 Senor Captain<\/strong>, #5 Cagey Rascal<\/strong>. …<\/p>\n

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Drive safely.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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