{"id":3566,"date":"2013-04-24T10:26:40","date_gmt":"2013-04-24T17:26:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=3566"},"modified":"2013-04-24T11:13:30","modified_gmt":"2013-04-24T18:13:30","slug":"first-post-wednesday-april-24-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2013\/04\/24\/first-post-wednesday-april-24-2013\/","title":{"rendered":"First Post: Wednesday, April 24, 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"

Scrambling for the numbers, scrambling. Textured, crunchy, idiosyncratic. Not Socialist Tables of Parsz. The imperfections set it apart. So close now, you will have them before you know they’re not there. Thank you for your patience.<\/p>\n

It’s always a wrestling match between the theoretical and the empirical. Which side wins? Socialist Parsz go for the theory; we all know how economic theory has worked out. Empiricism might be The Better Choice, especially the way we handicap (no extrapolations for 117-119 Quirin-style figuresz). Those are the ratings everyone else uses. We prefer to be a little different while still mostly accurate enough. The way our handicapping engines work, we prefer the empirical over the theoretical. It is better for V6, for Pars Plus calculations, for everything emanating from our little corner of the universe. We leave Quirin to history these days. Other peoples’ precious parsz (OPPP!) can honor the Quirin theoretical. We will go with what makes Cynthia Publishing different from the slave-drones of handicapping.<\/p>\n

Again, thank you for your patience. You will all be getting free Derby Week Analyses from the Home Office. Retail $39.95. This is the least we shall be able to do for you. Thank you again.<\/p>\n

Free<\/a> ones<\/strong>: Rundown…<\/p>\n

Indiana<\/strong> 1<\/em>, 4<\/em>, 8
\nThe WRD<\/strong> 1<\/em>, 7<\/p>\n

Hahahaha! Tricked ya! No NYRA, no South Beach, no Inglewood, no problemo. Busted!<\/p>\n

Pay-side<\/strong>: Today…<\/p>\n

Keeneland<\/strong> 2, 5, 6, 8
\nTampa<\/strong> 5, 6
\nHawthorne<\/strong> 9<\/p>\n

Today’s Stakes Activity<\/strong>: Going to The WRD<\/strong> for Race 8<\/strong>, the MANKILLER<\/strong>, in which #2 Storm’s Promise<\/strong> has much. …<\/p>\n

Yesterday’s Activity<\/strong>: A couple of OK stabsz yesterday, though the morning-line evaluations are subject to bad morning-lines themselves. Harmful.<\/p>\n

WMF Report<\/strong>: <\/p>\n

Early<\/em>
\nBeulah 5½f
\nHawthorne 6f<\/p>\n

Nocturnal Submission<\/strong>: Race 7<\/strong> at the EvD<\/strong> (9:10 p.m. EDT \/ 6:10 p.m. PDT) finds #4 Miss Natxo<\/strong> and #11 Pancho Puddles<\/strong> and #5 Breons Gold<\/strong> eligible in the equivalent of an equine lotto-ball vacuum cylinder. …Quadruple Stumper on tap in the 10th<\/strong> there (10:25 \/ 7:25): #4 Kohnke Hill Road<\/strong>, #3 Mr. Porter<\/strong>, #10 Preachin Deacon<\/strong>, #11 Strong and Tough<\/strong>. …<\/p>\n

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. So long now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Scrambling for the numbers, scrambling. Textured, crunchy, idiosyncratic. Not Socialist Tables of Parsz. The imperfections set it apart. So close now, you will have them before you know they’re not there. Thank you for your patience.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[11,4,5,3],"tags":[8,13,7,6],"class_list":["post-3566","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-picks","category-stakes","category-wmf","tag-analysis","tag-commentary","tag-longshots","tag-track-bias"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pavW5M-Vw","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3566","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3566"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3566\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3570,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3566\/revisions\/3570"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3566"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3566"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3566"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}