{"id":3195,"date":"2013-01-12T11:38:50","date_gmt":"2013-01-12T19:38:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=3195"},"modified":"2013-01-12T11:38:50","modified_gmt":"2013-01-12T19:38:50","slug":"first-post-saturday-january-12-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2013\/01\/12\/first-post-saturday-january-12-2013\/","title":{"rendered":"First Post: Saturday, January 12, 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-carousel-extra='{&quot;blog_id&quot;:1,&quot;permalink&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2013\/01\/12\/first-post-saturday-january-12-2013\/&quot;}' id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-3195 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2013\/01\/12\/first-post-saturday-january-12-2013\/treebeak\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/treebeak.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-3196\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/treebeak.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/treebeak.jpg?zoom=2&amp;resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" data-attachment-id=\"3196\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2013\/01\/12\/first-post-saturday-january-12-2013\/treebeak\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/treebeak.jpg?fit=300%2C400&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"300,400\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"treebeak\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;&amp;lsquo;Ooh, surrie&amp;#8230;&amp;rsquo;&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/treebeak.jpg?fit=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/treebeak.jpg?fit=300%2C400&amp;ssl=1\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-3196'>\n\t\t\t\t&lsquo;Ooh, surrie&#8230;&rsquo;\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2013\/01\/12\/first-post-saturday-january-12-2013\/win-ben-steins-money-tvben-stein-jimmy-kimmelcredit-comedy-centralcourtesy-neal-peters-collection\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/benjimmy.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-3197\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/benjimmy.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/benjimmy.jpg?zoom=2&amp;resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" data-attachment-id=\"3197\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2013\/01\/12\/first-post-saturday-january-12-2013\/win-ben-steins-money-tvben-stein-jimmy-kimmelcredit-comedy-centralcourtesy-neal-peters-collection\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/benjimmy.jpg?fit=349%2C466&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"349,466\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;\\&quot;Win Ben Stein&#039;s Money\\&quot; (TV)\\nBen Stein, Jimmy Kimmel\\nCredit: Comedy Central\/Courtesy Neal Peters Collection&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"&amp;#8220;Win Ben Stein&amp;#8217;s Money&amp;#8221; (TV)\nBen Stein, Jimmy Kimmel\nCredit: Comedy Central\/Courtesy Neal Peters Collection\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Wizard Playas&amp;#8230;&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/benjimmy.jpg?fit=224%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/benjimmy.jpg?fit=349%2C466&amp;ssl=1\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-3197'>\n\t\t\t\tWizard Playas&#8230;\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl>\n\t\t\t<br style='clear: both' \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><em>Come on, Brah. There&rsquo;s waitrons and personal trainers and personal assistants all over La-La Land who would trade some of that Botox and silicone and spray-tanning for the chance to perform on stage with one Emmy winner. And here you are having talked it out with three of them! Genius!<\/em><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Chuck Woolery was just a celebrity, though. Complete prima diva, which is surprising since he has the physique to knock off using only his bare hands any of those other guys. Hmmmmm.<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cynthiapublishing.com\/pick.html\">Free<\/a> ones<\/strong>: Rundown&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Aqueduct<\/strong> <strong>6<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Gulf<\/strong> 6, 7, 11<br \/>\n<strong>Santa Anita<\/strong> 2, 4, <strong>5<\/strong>, <strong>6<\/strong>, <strong>7<\/strong>, <strong>8<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/mm5\/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&#038;Store_Code=THS&#038;Product_Code=WLLS&#038;Category_Code=\">Pay-side<\/a><\/strong>: Today&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Laurel<\/strong> <strong>6<\/strong>, <strong>9<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Tampa<\/strong> <strong>5<\/strong>, 6, <strong>10<\/strong>, 11<br \/>\n<strong>Turfway<\/strong> 5, <strong>7<\/strong>, <strong>8<\/strong>, <strong>9<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Oaklawn<\/strong> <strong>1<\/strong>, 2, 3, <strong>4<\/strong>, <strong>6<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Turf Paradise<\/strong> 4, 6, <strong>7<\/strong>, 8<br \/>\n<strong>Golden Gate<\/strong> 2, <strong>8<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Today&rsquo;s Stakes Pageantry<\/strong>: Mild upset in store in <strong>Race 8<\/strong> at <strong>Laurel<\/strong>, the <strong>What a Summer<\/strong>, in which <strong>#5 Dance to Bristol<\/strong> will attempt to hoof it into the winner&rsquo;s circle for reality-show divas the world over. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Santa Anita 7<\/strong>, the <strong>Grade II San Fernando<\/strong>, has a Bonkers-type scenario on tap. Check it on the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cynthiapublishing.com\/pick.html\">free<\/a> page. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Tampa 10<\/strong>, the <strong>Pasco<\/strong>, is on the <a href=\"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/mm5\/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&#038;Store_Code=THS&#038;Product_Code=WLLS&#038;Category_Code=\">pay-side<\/a>. Same goes for <strong>Turf Paradise 8<\/strong>, the <strong>Cotton Fitzsimmons Mile<\/strong>. <\/p>\n<p><strong>WMF Report<\/strong>: <\/p>\n<p><em>Early<\/em><br \/>\nAqueduct 6f<br \/>\nBeulah 6f<br \/>\nGulf 6f<br \/>\nLos Alamitos 4&frac12;f<br \/>\nLaurel 6f<br \/>\nPennNat 1m<br \/>\nTampa 6f<\/p>\n<p><strong>Nocturnal Submission<\/strong>: Night off&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Bye-bye.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Come on, Brah. There&rsquo;s waitrons and personal trainers and personal assistants all over La-La Land who would trade some of that Botox and silicone and spray-tanning for the chance to perform on stage with one Emmy winner. 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