{"id":3179,"date":"2013-01-02T15:30:20","date_gmt":"2013-01-02T23:30:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=3179"},"modified":"2013-01-02T15:30:20","modified_gmt":"2013-01-02T23:30:20","slug":"first-post-wednesday-january-2-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2013\/01\/02\/first-post-wednesday-january-2-2013\/","title":{"rendered":"First Post: Wednesday, January 2, 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"
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No resolve…<\/p><\/div>\n

Broken already!<\/p>\n

Another resolution that didn’t make it very long: to have a 100 percent first-serve percentage in the tennis. Ugh.<\/p>\n

Free<\/a> ones<\/strong>: None today, unless you like reviewing LOSING TOUT PICKSz…<\/p>\n

Pay-side<\/a><\/strong>: Today…<\/p>\n

Tampa<\/strong> 3, 9, 10 <\/p>\n

(No good here, either. Thank goodness you stayed away! Yeah!)<\/p>\n

Today’s Stakes Pageantry<\/strong>: Nothing until at least Friday. Meantime, we have the U. of L’ville ready to make it two triumphs in a row for red-breasted avian mascots. The new year has not tempered our healthful distrust of anything associated with the Sunshine State of Anita Bryant.<\/p>\n

WMF Report<\/strong>: <\/p>\n

Early<\/em>
\nTampa 6f<\/p>\n

Nocturnal Submission<\/strong>: Now we’re getting someplace! It’s the second<\/strong> at Chas. Town<\/strong> (7:43 p.m. EST \/ 4:43 p.m. PST) and #8 Anna Mae Jones<\/strong> ready to take it for ridge-runnersz everywhere. …Twenty-seven mins. after that, it’s the third<\/strong> there (8:10 \/ 5:10) whereby #6 Guns N Glory<\/strong> can win it for Second Amendment enthusiasts everywhere. …Amazingly, it’s a natural triple, because Race 4<\/strong> (8:37 \/ 5:37) finds #1 Smoken Bobbe<\/strong> capable of scoring for Robert-related people everywhere. …How ’bout five-straight shockersz?! Yea, verily, here’s the fifth<\/strong> (9:04 \/ 6:04): #1 Snub<\/strong> has the opportunity to triumph for rejectors everywhere. …Blessedly, there’s some downtime before Race 8 <\/strong> comes along (10:25 \/ 7:25); in that one, #1 Stay Hip<\/strong> will attempt to finish first for Park Slope-loversz everywhere, and #10 Cape Sable<\/strong> makes his case for Floridians (!) everywhere. …Delta<\/strong>, didn’t forget you; your opener<\/strong> (6:45 \/ 3:45) has #7 Crowned Belle<\/strong> seeking victory for Newcomb College Homecoming Queens everywhere. …Race 2<\/strong> there (7:11 \/ 4:11) has #3 Tempt<\/strong> with a chance for inveiglers everywhere. …<\/p>\n

Thank you. Best wishes. Drive safely.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Broken already!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[11,4,5,3],"tags":[8,13,7,6],"class_list":["post-3179","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-picks","category-stakes","category-wmf","tag-analysis","tag-commentary","tag-longshots","tag-track-bias"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pavW5M-Ph","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3179","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3179"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3179\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3182,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3179\/revisions\/3182"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}