{"id":28537,"date":"2026-04-07T14:59:36","date_gmt":"2026-04-07T21:59:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=28537"},"modified":"2026-04-07T14:59:39","modified_gmt":"2026-04-07T21:59:39","slug":"first-post-tuesday-april-7-2026","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2026\/04\/07\/first-post-tuesday-april-7-2026\/","title":{"rendered":"First Post: Tuesday, April 7, 2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ArKXCs9Ub7E?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span>\n<\/div><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Done but not quite dusted&#8230;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Your No. London Arse traveled to Lisbon this evening (BST) for the first leg of its UEFA Champions League showdown against Sporting CP. It was a reasonably cagey affair for the 90 mins., neither team bombing forward recklessly, lest they get caught-out on the counteroffensive and surrender a cheap, outmanned goal. But then came a couple of minutes of second-half stoppage time, and a previous Champions League trophy-clinching scorer, one Mistah Herr Kai Havertz, had only the \u2019keeper to beat after being sprung free from a deft, delicate and delightfully defense-splitting dink from Gabriel Martinelli. Havertz had no problem with his first touch, and his second touch was a simple pass into the near corner to give the Gunners the 1-nil advantage going into the second leg in a week\u2019s time at The Emirates. This was the epitome of a smash-and-grab! For the buildup to the goal, scrub-on over to the 7:05 mark of today\u2019s video lede. SMASH-AND-GRAB! As always, #COYG!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p>Of course, if the entirety of the former Persian Empire \/ current Iranian State does get bombed back to the Stone Ages later on this evening (PDT), then maybe that\u2019ll be it for this year\u2019s regularly scheduled remaining sportsball contests. Otherwise, we\u2019re OK with the alternative, THE BIGGEST TACO TUESDAY OF ALL TIME, THE LIKES OF WHICH THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN &amp; WHICH MAKES ALL THE TORTILLA-ROLLERS &amp; BURRITO-BUNDLERS OF THE MEXICAN-AMERICAN FOOD WORLD COME TO THE GIANT ORANGE DUMP (G.O.D.) WITH TEARS IN THEIR SHIFTY SPEEDY GONZALES EYES AND SAY HAGA EL FAVOR DE NO CAGAR EN MI CANTINA ADEMAS YANQUI GO HOME TU ERES GORDO Y FEO BIGLY FEO&#8230;MUCHAS GRACIAS POR PRESTAR ATENCION A ESTE ASUNTO. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Three from The Valley of The Sun &amp; <strong>Turf Paradise<\/strong> here&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"436\" data-attachment-id=\"28538\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2026\/04\/07\/first-post-tuesday-april-7-2026\/screenshot-262\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/NBLTue0407TuP5.jpg?fit=1472%2C1002&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1472,1002\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" 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