{"id":28495,"date":"2026-04-02T15:56:25","date_gmt":"2026-04-02T22:56:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=28495"},"modified":"2026-04-02T15:56:29","modified_gmt":"2026-04-02T22:56:29","slug":"first-post-thursday-april-2-2026","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2026\/04\/02\/first-post-thursday-april-2-2026\/","title":{"rendered":"First Post: Thursday, April 2, 2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/MhfE9k7WWpM?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span>\n<\/div><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Pamela; Or Vice Rewarded, Though Not Anymore<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Pour one out for the woman featured starting at the 4:35 mark of today\u2019s video lede. She ran interference for her old boss the best she could, but as is always the case with that Fat Orange Dump, there eventually was going to come a time when it wasn\u2019t nearly enough \u2014 and that time is today! So long, farewell, bye-bye, and have a good time commiserating with your fellow recent outcast, that spendthrift dog-killer from No. Dakota etc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p>Some stuff from <strong>Chas. Town<\/strong>, <strong>Santa Anita<\/strong> (!) &amp; <strong>Turf Paradise<\/strong> this time&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"438\" data-attachment-id=\"28496\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2026\/04\/02\/first-post-thursday-april-2-2026\/screenshot-240\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/NBLThu0402CT5.jpg?fit=1480%2C1014&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1480,1014\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" 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alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-28496\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/NBLThu0402CT5.jpg?w=1480&amp;ssl=1 1480w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/NBLThu0402CT5.jpg?resize=300%2C206&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/NBLThu0402CT5.jpg?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">New BestLine Output: 2Apr2026 5CT<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"555\" data-attachment-id=\"28497\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2026\/04\/02\/first-post-thursday-april-2-2026\/screenshot-241\/\" 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decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"452\" data-attachment-id=\"28498\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2026\/04\/02\/first-post-thursday-april-2-2026\/screenshot-242\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/NBLThu0402SA7.jpg?fit=1474%2C1042&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1474,1042\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;Screenshot&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Screenshot&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Screenshot\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Screenshot&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" 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https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/NBLThu0402TuP7.jpg?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">New BestLine Output: 2Apr26 7TuP<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"556\" data-attachment-id=\"28500\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2026\/04\/02\/first-post-thursday-april-2-2026\/screenshot-244\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/NBLThu0402TuP8.jpg?fit=1476%2C1282&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1476,1282\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" 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