{"id":28378,"date":"2026-03-13T15:57:14","date_gmt":"2026-03-13T22:57:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=28378"},"modified":"2026-03-13T15:57:18","modified_gmt":"2026-03-13T22:57:18","slug":"first-post-friday-march-13-2026","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2026\/03\/13\/first-post-friday-march-13-2026\/","title":{"rendered":"First Post: Friday, March 13, 2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Hey! Where\u2019d everybody go? We made it back, Chollie. We made it back!<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n

Back at it, back behind the Champeen\u2019s Podium, back to the track, etc. We\u2019ll have something to peddle to you shortly, too, even in this time of global instability & upheavals owing to religion & other forms of alleged cultural superiority. Here\u2019s the Chas. Town now…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Stay safe out there. Fire & ICE, oil & water, looks like all we got left are the Earth & the Air.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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