{"id":28372,"date":"2026-01-11T14:06:25","date_gmt":"2026-01-11T22:06:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=28372"},"modified":"2026-01-11T14:06:29","modified_gmt":"2026-01-11T22:06:29","slug":"first-post-sunday-january-11-2026","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2026\/01\/11\/first-post-sunday-january-11-2026\/","title":{"rendered":"First Post: Sunday, January 11, 2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Hey! You still alive out there, given the white-knuckle, squeaky-bum, heart-palpitating finishes of these Big League \u2019murriKKKan Gridiron Throwball Cartel wild-card games so far? Like they used to say about the hoopball \u2014 you don\u2019t need to watch until the final 2 mins. of the fourth quarter, and then and only then is the game is decided. So it has been here with the precarious pigskin postseason proceedings. Pass, punt, paydirt! <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n

Three-and-out now, maybe a cloud of torn-up tickets, or else a trip to the end zone, or something like that…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Hey! You still alive out there, given the white-knuckle, squeaky-bum, heart-palpitating finishes of these Big League \u2019murriKKKan Gridiron Throwball Cartel wild-card games so far? Like they used to say about the hoopball \u2014 you don\u2019t need to watch until the … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28372","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pavW5M-7nC","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28372","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28372"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28372\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28376,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28372\/revisions\/28376"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28372"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28372"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28372"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}