{"id":2779,"date":"2012-09-14T15:28:05","date_gmt":"2012-09-14T22:28:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=2779"},"modified":"2012-09-14T15:28:05","modified_gmt":"2012-09-14T22:28:05","slug":"first-post-friday-september-14-2012","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2012\/09\/14\/first-post-friday-september-14-2012\/","title":{"rendered":"First Post: Friday, September 14, 2012"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Narrow-Wale Corduroy Trousers for Autumn…<\/p><\/div>\n

Egad, these hipstersz! Wherever they go, they demand their skinnie clothesz! Anthrax Store, we hold you responsible!<\/p>\n

Skinnie clothes are insinuating their way into the once-impenetrable bastion of traditional attire: the Brooks Bros, est. 1818. Used to be, it was a given you’d get a nice, voluminous, full-cut Oxford shirt or khaki pantsz there. Nowadays, watch out! If you’re not specifical with the uppity young salesperson wearing the ironical horn-rim eyeglasses, you’ll be walking out looking like Mr. Emo. Please, please, please make sure you insist on the time-honoured styling. Do not pander to current tastes. Eschew the need to become a slave to fashion!<\/p>\n

That said, if you are hard-up for female companionship, please direct yourself to the nearest Anthrax women’s clothing store. (Anthrax is also known to many by its other name, Anthropologie.) Have a seat on one of their comfy, oversized couches and watch the talent roll in. Much of it will be unattached single women, either individually or in pairs, looking for the exact same thing you are. It is almost as safe a bet as a win wager on the Thoroughbred Frankel that you’ll not be walking out of Anthrax alone. Best wishes!<\/p>\n

Free<\/a> ones<\/strong>: Rundown…<\/p>\n

Belmont<\/strong> 3, 4, 5, 9
\nCalder<\/strong> 3, 6, 7
\nPomona Fair<\/strong> 6, 8, 10<\/p>\n

Pay-side<\/a><\/strong>: Today…<\/p>\n

Laurel<\/strong> 3, 4, 5, 7, 9
\nWoodbine<\/strong> 1, 3, 5, 6
\nArlington<\/strong> 5, 7, 9, 10
\nLouisiana<\/strong> 5, 6, 9, 10
\nTurfway<\/strong> 1, 2, 8, 11
\nRemington<\/strong> 1, 5, 6, 7, 8<\/p>\n

WMF Report<\/strong>:<\/p>\n

Speed<\/em>
\nAlbuquerque 7f
\nArlington 6f
\nFairmount 6f
\nHoosier 7½f (!) (WMF 150)
\nLos Alamitos 4½f (WMF 500)
\nMountaineer 6f
\nPennNat 1m
\nPortland 6f
\nThistle 6f<\/p>\n

Rally<\/em>
\nLouisiana @1m (T) <\/p>\n

Nocturnal Submission<\/strong>: We go downstate to Fairmount<\/strong>, Race 5<\/strong> (10:07 p.m. EDT \/ 7:07 p.m. PDT), in which #6 Myles McD<\/strong> has to go only five furlongs (albeit faster than all the others) for the win. …Wide-open in the Thoroughbred finale<\/strong> at Hoosier<\/strong> (8:32 \/ 5:32): #4 Accordingly Ann<\/strong> has the goods. …Racing Night in Canada at Northlands<\/strong>, the fifth<\/strong> there (9:52 \/ 6:52): #5 Lily Rules<\/strong>. …Bonkers Box activity in Race 4<\/strong> at Presque<\/strong> (6:40 \/ 3:40) involving #6 California Gal<\/strong> and #2 Tessie Flip<\/strong>; for quintafecta fansz, add #3 Preeminent<\/strong>, #7 Miss Bellamy Lane<\/strong> and #9 Carolyn M.<\/strong> to the mix. …<\/p>\n

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. So long.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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