{"id":2761,"date":"2012-09-07T10:28:31","date_gmt":"2012-09-07T17:28:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=2761"},"modified":"2012-09-07T10:28:31","modified_gmt":"2012-09-07T17:28:31","slug":"first-post-friday-september-7-2012","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2012\/09\/07\/first-post-friday-september-7-2012\/","title":{"rendered":"First Post: Friday, September 7, 2012"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Pomona<\/a>

Deep-Fried $5,000 Claimers on a Stick! Yee-haw, It’s Fairplex Season!<\/p><\/div>\n

Dear Mistah Bishop Rommey: It is too late to take back all the barbs we threw your way about your Planet Kolob? <\/p>\n

Dear Rep. Fast-Runner Lyan: We promise to swear fealty to the Bros. Koch. We hope they erect a giant dioxin statue of Moroni atop the White House.<\/p>\n

Dear Lame Duck Barack Hussein: Well, at least you’ll never have to pay for another meal for the rest of your life…<\/p>\n

Already Ann R. is getting ready to cover over the Garden with a dressage stadium. Neigh…<\/p>\n

Free<\/a> ones<\/strong>: Rundown…<\/p>\n

Calder<\/strong> 1, 6, 8, 11
\nPomona Fair<\/strong> 4, 6, 7, 10<\/p>\n

Pay-side<\/a><\/strong>: Today…<\/p>\n

Laurel<\/strong> 7, 9, 10
\nWoodbine<\/strong> 3, 5, 7
\nArlington<\/strong> 3, 5, 8
\nLouisiana<\/strong> 2, 3, 4
\nTurfway<\/strong> 5, 9, 11
\nRemington<\/strong> 3, 4, 5, 6, 9<\/p>\n

WMF Report<\/strong>: <\/p>\n

Speed<\/em>
\nColumbus 6f, 6½f
\nFairmount 6f
\nHoosier 7½f
\nLos Alamitos 4½f
\nMarquis 6f
\nMountain 6f
\nThistle 6f<\/p>\n

Nocturnal Submission<\/strong>: Hello, Columbus<\/strong>! Good race, the second<\/strong> (7:56 p.m. EDT \/ 4:56 p.m. PDT), and #1 Blue Ra Ra<\/strong> can spin some green. …Evangeline<\/strong>, Race 4<\/strong> (7:55 \/ 4:55), finds #9 Music Street<\/strong> on the way to the winner’s circle, maybe tonight, even. …<\/p>\n

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Next time!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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