{"id":2685,"date":"2012-08-17T10:26:40","date_gmt":"2012-08-17T17:26:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=2685"},"modified":"2012-08-17T10:26:40","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T17:26:40","slug":"first-post-friday-august-17-2012","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2012\/08\/17\/first-post-friday-august-17-2012\/","title":{"rendered":"First Post: Friday, August 17, 2012"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"robinvanpursestrings\"<\/a>

The Traitorous Robbing van Purse$tring$<\/p><\/div>\n

Hey! Wake up! English Premiership begins early tomorrow! Sorry, Arse fansz! Looks like another season of teaser-stallion status, where fourth in the table is a satisfactory performance!<\/p>\n

We’ll all suffer through it together. Jay-Z, Mo Farah, Piers Morgan, Spike Lee, Nick Hornby, Lanfranco Dettori, the One-Eyed Pug & Her Handlersz and all the rest of us. Come on, you Goonersz! One-nil to the Arsenal!<\/p>\n

Free<\/a> ones<\/strong>: Rundown…<\/p>\n

Saratoga Race Course<\/strong> 2, 3, 4, 6, 8, 10
\nCalder<\/strong> 5, 7, 8, 10, 11
\nDMTC<\/strong> 3, 5, 6<\/p>\n

Pay-side<\/a><\/strong>: Today…<\/p>\n

Monmouth<\/strong> 4, 6, 10
\nWoodbine<\/strong> 1, 7, 8, 10
\nEllis Park<\/strong> 4, 5, 6, 10
\nArlington<\/strong> 3, 5, 6, 7, 8
\nLouisiana<\/strong> 2, 5, 7
\nRemington<\/strong> 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8<\/p>\n

WMF Report<\/strong>: <\/p>\n

Speed<\/em>
\nArapahoe 5½f, 6f (WMF 850)
\nAssiniboia 6f
\nCanterbury 6f
\nEllis Park 6f
\nEvangeline 1m
\nFairmount 6f
\nExhibition 6½f
\nLos Alamitos 4½f
\nMarquis 6f
\nMountain 6f
\nMonmouth 6f
\nRiver 6f, 1m70y
\nThistle 6f<\/p>\n

Rally<\/em>
\nSaratoga 1m (InT) (WMF 21)<\/p>\n

Nocturnal Submission<\/em>: Two for the Rocky (Mountain) Road at Arapahoe<\/strong>, Race 12<\/strong> (7:35 p.m. EDT \/ 4:35 p.m. PDT), where #5 Makinyourmark<\/strong> and #3 Ex Tremely Cool<\/strong> can scoop up the surprise. …Nebraska is home to Columbus<\/strong>, which runs its eighth<\/strong> race (10:32 \/ 7:32) with #1 Rain Feather<\/strong> and #3 Goatfeathers<\/strong> looking to cap a wild closer. …Fairmount<\/strong> has a good Race 2<\/strong> (8:57 \/ 5:57), and #1 Upper Class Posh<\/strong> will try to win it for Missus Victoria Beckhamsz. …Another pair for the punters at Exhibition<\/strong>, B.C., where the second<\/strong> (10:43 \/ 7:43) contains #1 Aly’s Bobcat<\/strong>, #4 Second Eclipse<\/strong>. …Friday night, Mountain<\/strong>, what else is there? Race 9<\/strong> (10:20 \/ 7:20) brings hope for #4 Midnight Abbey<\/strong> and #6 Waltzing Time<\/strong>. …Presque<\/strong>’s second<\/strong> (5:50 \/ 2:50): #9 Electric Venus<\/strong>. …<\/p>\n

All right, all right, ya horsey-loversz! Save some for later!<\/p>\n

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. So long.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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