{"id":2574,"date":"2012-07-16T10:50:08","date_gmt":"2012-07-16T17:50:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=2574"},"modified":"2012-07-16T10:50:48","modified_gmt":"2012-07-16T17:50:48","slug":"monday-boxing-imagined-cruelty-to-animales-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2012\/07\/16\/monday-boxing-imagined-cruelty-to-animales-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Monday Boxing: Imagined-Cruelty-to-Animales<\/i> Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"

If you’re like a lot of people, you have a dog. Now, if you’re a little luckier than most, you own a Pug. And if you’re truly blessed by the Canine Deities of the Universe, you yourself are owned by a Pug with only one eye.<\/p>\n

\"One-Eyed<\/a>

‘You Barkin’ at Me?’<\/i><\/p><\/div>\n

<\/p>\n

Yet there are times when even the most angelic of dogs want to manipulate you for more food, even though their regularly scheduled feeding took place only 30 secs. earlier. <\/p>\n

“All right, dog! All right! Take it easy there, champ! I already fed you!”<\/em><\/p>\n

Still, the scratching at the bowl and the aggressive growling continue. At which point you have no option but to bark back: <\/p>\n

“DON’T MAKE ME HARM YOU!”<\/strong><\/p>\n

At least that’s how it works out over here anyway.<\/p>\n

Thistle<\/strong>
\nRace 1: #3 Pyrite Bob (early) – #5 Blackthorn Rose (final)<\/p>\n

Thank you. Best wishes. Tomorrow, “Tuesday Sniping”. Until such time, it’s goodbye. “DON’T MAKE ME HARM YOU!”<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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