{"id":2226,"date":"2012-04-01T10:58:31","date_gmt":"2012-04-01T17:58:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=2226"},"modified":"2012-04-01T11:00:21","modified_gmt":"2012-04-01T18:00:21","slug":"first-post-sunday-april-1-2012","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2012\/04\/01\/first-post-sunday-april-1-2012\/","title":{"rendered":"First Post: Sunday, April 1, 2012"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Palm<\/a>

W. Hollywood, Calif.; Rode in on a You-Know-What...April Fools!<\/p><\/div>\n

C-c-c-cucumber, c-c-c-cabbage, c-c-c-cauliflower, men from Mars, April showers…<\/em><\/p>\n

\"The

The Greatest Album Ever Made<\/p><\/div>\n

It’s a good album to listen to during Holy Week, this Ocean Rain<\/em>. It’s redolent with the Passion of the Christ and the start of springtime. No joke. Really. <\/p>\n

Until such time, enjoy your Palm Sunday. In memory of the great maitre d’ have the Gigi Salad. <\/p>\n

Free<\/a> ones<\/strong>: Rundown…<\/p>\n

Turf Paradise<\/strong> 3, 4, 8, 9
\nGulf<\/strong> 3, 8, 10, 11
\nSanta Anita<\/strong> 3, 4, 9<\/p>\n

Pay-side<\/a><\/strong>: Today…<\/p>\n

Turfway<\/strong> 5, 7, 8
\nPimlico<\/strong> 2, 4, 6, 7
\nTampa<\/strong> 7, 9, 10
\nFair Grounds<\/strong> 7, 9, 10, 11, 13, 14
\nHawthorne<\/strong> 2, 6, 9
\nOaklawn<\/strong> 3, 5, 7<\/p>\n

New Orleans should host the Final Four every year, if this is what it does for the racing there: all today’s stabs come attached to Bonkersmates. Where yat? Who dat?<\/p>\n

WMF Report<\/strong>: <\/p>\n

Speed<\/em>
\nGulf 6f
\nMountain 5f
\nTurfway 6f, 1m (!)
\nTurf Paradise 6f<\/p>\n

Rally<\/em>
\nSanta Anita 1m (T)<\/p>\n

Nocturnal Submission<\/strong>: Going to Golden Gate<\/strong> now, Race 4<\/strong> (5:18 p.m. EDT \/ 2:18 p.m. PDT), for #7 Rippling Star<\/strong>. …<\/p>\n

Thank you. Best wishes. Please join us again tomorrow for whatever we can stitch together for that weekly feature known as “Monday Boxing”. Until such time, it’s goodbye. Bye-bye. Shalom<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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