{"id":21395,"date":"2022-09-19T17:23:59","date_gmt":"2022-09-20T00:23:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=21395"},"modified":"2022-09-19T17:23:59","modified_gmt":"2022-09-20T00:23:59","slug":"first-post-monday-september-19-2022","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2022\/09\/19\/first-post-monday-september-19-2022\/","title":{"rendered":"First Post: Monday, September 19, 2022"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/6abc.com\/video\/embed\/?pid=12240546\" width=\"476\" height=\"267\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>All right, all right, ya\u2019 \u2019murrikan Gridiron Throwball fans of the Major League Cartel (read: not collegiate) variety, take it easy! We didn\u2019t forget you &amp; your unhealthy obsession with bloatball and all its off-the-field spinoffs such as fantasy &amp; contests &amp; other assorted draft-related onanism. Relax. In case you were not aware, your Philalala Iggles are making their home debut tonight on the <em>MNF<\/em> against the Vikes. Iggles! Buddie Ryan! Richie Kotite!<!--more-->You know, only one team lifts the Lombardi Trophy at the end, and the way each team\u2019s mopes carry on all the time, they think it\u2019s them, and when it inevitably is not, they carry on about it like their quarterback kidnapped the Lindbergh baby or their front office his some elderly person\u2019s wheelchair. Awful. Racing fans are similar. But, hey, whatever keeps you from shooting up Comet Ping-Pong Pizza or any random Dairy Queen, then we suppose it\u2019s OK. Damn! Even chess these days is getting all depraved and controversial. The chess-media industrial complex is about to explode. Who\u2019da thunk it!<\/p>\n<p><strong>BestLine Racing Society Recap<\/strong>:&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Interesting pairing of Arizona &amp; Prairie. Wild stuff.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Race 6 at the latter had #6 Colorful Native (.341 Win Prob \/ 1.93-1 Fair Odds \/ 2.52-1 Premium Odds) scoring a valuable win at $16-even.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>BestLine Racing Society Nightcap<\/strong>:&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Assiniboia<\/strong> this time.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Strongshots<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Race 2<br \/>\n#6 Cuban Cobra (.298 \/ 2.36 \/ 3.03)<\/p>\n<p>Race 3<br \/>\n#1 Thrill of the Nite (.319 \/ 2.13 \/ 2.76)<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Longshots<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Race 5<br \/>\n#2 Inspiratus (.519 \/ 0.93 \/ 1.31)<\/p>\n<p>Race 8<br \/>\n#1 Miss Giving (.205 \/ 3.88 \/ 4.85)<br \/>\n#6 Finger Tip (.173 \/ 4.78 \/ 5.94)<br \/>\n#4 True Kate (.159 \/ 5.29 \/ 7.81)<br \/>\n#8 Cordillera (.140 \/ 6.14 \/ 9.00)<\/p>\n<p>GRIDIRON! MURDER! MANGLE! KILL! MAIM! TAKE HIS HEAD OFF!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All right, all right, ya\u2019 \u2019murrikan Gridiron Throwball fans of the Major League Cartel (read: not collegiate) variety, take it easy! 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