{"id":20639,"date":"2021-11-17T11:29:19","date_gmt":"2021-11-17T19:29:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=20639"},"modified":"2021-11-17T11:29:19","modified_gmt":"2021-11-17T19:29:19","slug":"first-post-wednesday-november-17-2021","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2021\/11\/17\/first-post-wednesday-november-17-2021\/","title":{"rendered":"First Post: Wednesday, November 17, 2021"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"position: relative; width: 100%; padding-top: 56.25%; padding-bottom: 40px;\"><iframe style=\"position: absolute; top: 0; right: 0; left: 0; bottom: 0; width: 100%; height: 100%;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ispot.tv\/share\/Z90k\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p>We don\u2019t shill for just any after-warranty car-protection service. But this here advertisement is irresistible, and our neurodivergent side absolutely is tickled at more than a few moments.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>From the first five seconds, we hear the spokesman utter enthusiastically, \u2018Wassup, \u2019murrika! It\u2019s ya boi Ice-T.\u2019 Right there, with the use of the phrase \u2018ya boi\u2019, the commercial could be over and already we would be sold. Not to mention the auditory surprise of the scratching turntable, which is a delightful&nbsp;bonus.<\/p>\n<p>But it gets better, unbelievably. The segment is 1:13 through 1:24 is the clincher, a tour de force of top salesmanship. Just savor the ad copy highlighting the concepts of \u2018a wrench and a screwdriver\u2019, \u2018rocket scientist\u2019, and, the <em>pi\u00e8ce de r\u00e9sistance<\/em>, \u2018when your Check Engine light comes on, well, that\u2019s Game Over\u2019. Ice-T said \u2018GAME OVER!\u2019 Damn straight, you better believe him! Then there\u2019s more turntable-scratching. Who ever wrote this spot should be awarded a Clio Award today \u2014 GAME OVER!<\/p>\n<p>Thank you, CarShield. Thank you, Ice-T. Thank you for bringing some entertainment and enchantment to our typically dull and dreary existence. If we didn&#8217;t have cars still under factory warranty, we\u2019d give you the business. Thank you.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Yesterday<\/strong>:&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Mahoning 2<br \/>\n#2 Captain Riley ($24.60, BestLine Fair Odds 5.71-1)<\/p>\n<p>Remington 8<br \/>\n#7 Itz the Ditz ($43.40, BestLine Fair Odds 2.11-1)<\/p>\n<p>There were two selected races yesterday. There were three win-overlay wagers, and they were about as successful as Chris Berman was in his CarShield pitch. Ice-T &gt; Chris Berman.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"caret-color: #000000;\"><b>WMF Report \/ Track-Trend Notes<\/b>:<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">WMF Report \/ Track-Trend Notes for Wednesday, Nov. 17, 2021 \u2014 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HollywoodMVRC?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@HollywoodMVRC<\/a> 1m, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HollywoodPenn?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@HollywoodPenn<\/a> 6f, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/parxracing?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@parxracing<\/a> 6f, 1m70y best for your frontrunning bets. Bets!<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Cynthia Publishing Company (AIO V6 \/ BestLine) (@cpcbestline) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/cpcbestline\/status\/1461044613339222018?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 17, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Follow directly: <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/cpcbestline\">here<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Today<\/strong>:&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/mm5\/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&amp;Store_Code=THS&amp;Product_Code=ZONGO&amp;Category_Code=\">Zongo Race Club<\/a><\/strong> suggests <strong>Mahoning 6<\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We don\u2019t shill for just any after-warranty car-protection service. 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