{"id":1899,"date":"2011-12-23T10:21:05","date_gmt":"2011-12-23T18:21:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=1899"},"modified":"2011-12-23T10:21:05","modified_gmt":"2011-12-23T18:21:05","slug":"first-post-friday-december-23-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2011\/12\/23\/first-post-friday-december-23-2011\/","title":{"rendered":"First Post: Friday, December 23, 2011"},"content":{"rendered":"

Thank you, Maccabees!<\/p>\n

\"Pass<\/a>

Pass the Brioschi, Bubbe!<\/p><\/div><\/p>\n

Please! Show some taste and refinement. Translation: Don’t muck it up with applesauce! Would you put applesauce on a baked potato(e)? Dip a French fry in applesauce? Please, please, please, no applesauce. It defeats the purpose. Applesauce? Nu<\/em>? Oy, gevalt!<\/p>\n

All right, all right ya Yiddishe loversze. Take it easy over there. We got four more nights of acid reflux on the way. Save room for the tzimmes.<\/p>\n

Free<\/a> ones<\/strong>: <\/p>\n

Gulf<\/strong> 2, 5, 9, 10<\/p>\n

Come on, Gulf!<\/p>\n

Pay-side<\/strong>: <\/p>\n

Tampa<\/strong> 6, 7, 8
\nFair Grounds<\/strong> 5, 7, 9
\nHawthorne<\/strong> 4, 7, 8, 9
\nTurf Paradise<\/strong> 5, 6, 9
\nSunland<\/strong> 6, 8, 11
\nTurfway<\/strong> 3, 8, 12<\/p>\n

Pickin’ the proper races, but the horsies are not cooperating! Come on, horsies!<\/p>\n

WMF Report<\/strong>:<\/p>\n

Speed<\/em>
\nGulf 6f
\nTurfway 6f
\nTurf Paradise 5½f, 6f<\/p>\n

Nocturnal Submission<\/strong>: Opener<\/strong> at Chas. Town<\/strong> (7:15 p.m. EST \/ 4:15 p.m. PST) finds #5 Azadi<\/strong> in with a chance. …<\/p>\n

Thank you. Best wishes. Bye-bye.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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