{"id":18170,"date":"2020-04-02T11:57:47","date_gmt":"2020-04-02T18:57:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=18170"},"modified":"2020-04-02T12:05:00","modified_gmt":"2020-04-02T19:05:00","slug":"first-post-thursday-april-2-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2020\/04\/02\/first-post-thursday-april-2-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"First Post: Thursday, April 2, 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_18171\" style=\"width: 2410px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/DSCN7112.jpeg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-18171\" data-attachment-id=\"18171\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2020\/04\/02\/first-post-thursday-april-2-2020\/dscn7112\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/DSCN7112.jpeg?fit=2400%2C1800&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"2400,1800\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.8&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;COOLPIX P900&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1585823234&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.3&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;800&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.003125&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"jawboning04022020\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;jawboning04022020&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Again with the psychic Page-A-Day 365 Words-A-Year calendar!&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/DSCN7112.jpeg?fit=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/DSCN7112.jpeg?fit=640%2C480&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-full wp-image-18171\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/DSCN7112.jpeg?resize=640%2C480&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"jawboning04022020\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/DSCN7112.jpeg?w=2400&amp;ssl=1 2400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/DSCN7112.jpeg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/DSCN7112.jpeg?resize=1536%2C1152&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/DSCN7112.jpeg?resize=2048%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 2048w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/DSCN7112.jpeg?resize=1832%2C1374&amp;ssl=1 1832w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/DSCN7112.jpeg?resize=1376%2C1032&amp;ssl=1 1376w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/DSCN7112.jpeg?resize=1044%2C783&amp;ssl=1 1044w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/DSCN7112.jpeg?resize=632%2C474&amp;ssl=1 632w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/DSCN7112.jpeg?resize=536%2C402&amp;ssl=1 536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/DSCN7112.jpeg?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/DSCN7112.jpeg?w=1920&amp;ssl=1 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-18171\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Again with the psychic Page-A-Day 365 Words-A-Year calendar!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Precogs are running the show! How in Hades did the lexicographers know&nbsp;\u2014 so far ahead of time \u2014 that this word would be apt for these times? Right now, every day about 5:30 p.m. EDT in Wash., D.C., the jawboning starts anew! <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s in Judges 15:16, in the Holy Bible, something about \u2018the jawbone of an ass\u2019 being used to slay a thousand men. Holy Scripture also is prophetic, it appears! Some things never change! Except in our case, in 2020, let\u2019s expand the jawboning of one particular ass to reliably slay at least a hundred thousand or couple hundred thousand men and women. Jawboning! The jawbone of an ass!&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Yesterday<\/strong>:&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>We will post yesterday\u2019s (Wednesday\u2019s) accounting in the next edition of \u2018First Post\u2019. Suffice it to say, we are glad to see the back of Nebraska; at least until next Monday.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><b><span style=\"caret-color: #000000;\">WMF Report \/&nbsp;<\/span>Track-Trend Notes<\/b>:<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">WMF Report \/ Track-Trend Notes for Thursday, April 2, 2020 &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GulfstreamPark?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@GulfstreamPark<\/a> 6f up-front and early; on the other hoof, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GulfstreamPark?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@GulfstreamPark<\/a> 1 1\/16m (T) the oppo. Oppo taco. We miss beisbol.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Cynthia Publishing Company (AIO V6 \/ BestLine) (@cpcbestline) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/cpcbestline\/status\/1245785478067978240?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 2, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Follow directly: <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/cpcbestline\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Today<\/strong>:&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/mm5\/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&amp;Store_Code=THS&amp;Product_Code=ZONGO&amp;Category_Code=\">Zongo Race Club<\/a> suggests <strong>Gulf 6<\/strong>, <strong>8<\/strong>, <strong>Oaklawn 7<\/strong>, <strong>8<\/strong>, <strong>9<\/strong>. You ever jawbone the people?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Precogs are running the show! How in Hades did the lexicographers know&nbsp;\u2014 so far ahead of time \u2014 that this word would be apt for these times? Right now, every day about 5:30 p.m. EDT in Wash., D.C., the jawboning &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2020\/04\/02\/first-post-thursday-april-2-2020\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18170","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pavW5M-4J4","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18170","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18170"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18170\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18175,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18170\/revisions\/18175"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}