{"id":17658,"date":"2019-12-04T11:51:20","date_gmt":"2019-12-04T19:51:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=17658"},"modified":"2019-12-04T11:51:20","modified_gmt":"2019-12-04T19:51:20","slug":"first-post-wednesday-december-4-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2019\/12\/04\/first-post-wednesday-december-4-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"First Post: Wednesday, December 4, 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/m60PVJTsxdA\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Two-faced, yes. But, unlike someone we know, he\u2019s not triple-chinned. That\u2019s prolly why the First Lady &amp; First Daughter both seem so thirsty for that two-faced fellow from Up North. Hoo-boy.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>You know how U.S. Presidents age as they grow longer in their term of office? What\u2019s the story with Yellow on Top &amp; Orange Below over here? Steroids, for sure! Beefroids! Remember how Barrie Bonds Jr. &amp; Roger Clemens Sr. somehow got stronger as they aged? Right! It was the beefroids! We should see if Yellow on Top &amp; Orange Below is on the beefroids! Perhaps that was the purpose of that Saturday trip to the Walter Reed a few weeks ago, to get that much-needed injection of beefroids into the system, from cows supplied by none other than Rep. Devin Nunes (R.-Calif.). Rep. Adam Schiff (D.-Calif.), please get on this. It could explain a lot of the antics we\u2019ve seen, because we all know loading up on beefroids tends to lead to roid-rage. Thank you!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Yesterday<\/strong>:&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Mahoning 7<br \/>\n#6 Buckeye Ruckus ($33.40, BestLine Fair Odds 3.15-1)<\/p>\n<p>Mahoning 9<br \/>\n#3 Rebel\u2019s Revenge ($26.20, BestLine Fair Odds 7.00-1)<\/p>\n<p>ParXXX 1 (Low-Priced Overlay of the Day)<br \/>\n#1 Aleda Lutz ($8, BestLine Fair Odds 1.91-1)<\/p>\n<p>There was one selected ParXXX race yesterday. There were three win-overlay wagers. There was a runner-up finish, at 14-1. Next time!<\/p>\n<p><strong>WMF Report \/ Track-Trend Notes<\/strong>:&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/twitter.com\/cpcbestline\/status\/1202305176951898112<\/p>\n<p>We don\u2019t chase our cookies with beefroids, however. Though that might help. It might pep us up a little from our usual state of lethargy and overall mopey behavior. Maybe we\u2019ll try some of \u2019em special Devin Nunes-brand beefroids soon. Yeah! Mooooo!<\/p>\n<p>Follow directly: <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/cpcbestline\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Today<\/strong>:&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>All right, all right, ya beefroid-lovers! Take it easy! You think these horseys run faster when they get the beefroid treatment? Maybe that\u2019s why they\u2019re breaking down so bad; too much beefroids, which leads them to an atavistic state of ragefully wild running that they simply are no longer bred to handle. Could be!&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Turf Paradise 4<\/strong>, <strong>5<\/strong>, <strong>6<\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two-faced, yes. But, unlike someone we know, he\u2019s not triple-chinned. That\u2019s prolly why the First Lady &amp; First Daughter both seem so thirsty for that two-faced fellow from Up North. 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