{"id":15047,"date":"2018-07-16T12:50:00","date_gmt":"2018-07-16T19:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=15047"},"modified":"2018-07-16T12:50:00","modified_gmt":"2018-07-16T19:50:00","slug":"first-post-monday-july-16-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2018\/07\/16\/first-post-monday-july-16-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"First Post: Monday, July 16, 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Returning to the Champeen&rsquo;s Podium now, wobbly, but back at it nonetheless, though the pictures on the television this morning were a bit of sucker punch to the solar plexus &mdash; no real words for it. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Maybe if the the taller of the two was seated on the lap of the small guy, with the short guy having his hand up his [redacted], maybe that would have made it more palatable. Here is maybe what was said after their two hours behind closed doors: <\/p>\n<p>TALL GUY: You know, next time you interfere in my country&rsquo;s elections, could you at least make sure I win the popular vote?<br \/>\nSMALL GUY: Da. Give me Browder first. Da. Magnitsky Act&#8230;nyet!<\/p>\n<p>Hoo-boy. Back at the Champeen&rsquo;s Podium, wobby but back at it nonetheless.<\/p>\n<p><strong><u>Fleet Frontrunners<\/u><\/strong><br \/>\nArapahoe<sup><b>&dagger;<\/b><\/sup> 1, 3<br \/>\nDelpark 7<br \/>\nMountain 3, 4, 6, 7, 8<br \/>\nKeystone 8, 10<br \/>\nThistle 3<\/p>\n<p><strong><u>Fast Final-Furlong Phantasms<\/u><\/strong><br \/>\nNONE<\/p>\n<p><strong><u>Favorable Faves<\/u><sup>*<\/sup><\/strong><br \/>\nNONE<\/p>\n<p><strong><u>Freakazoid Factories<\/u><\/strong><br \/>\nArapahoe 1, 7<br \/>\nDelpark 6<br \/>\nFinger 8<br \/>\nMountain 1, 2, 9<br \/>\nPresque 1, 8<br \/>\nThistle 6, 8<\/p>\n<p><sup><b>*<\/b><\/sup>-morning-line faves only, including those bumped-up to morning-line-favorite status after accounting for raceday scratches and changes, which are current as of 3:01 p.m. EDT;\u00a0no-go if race switches surface or if any part of coupled-entry scratches; denotes apprentice jockey<\/p>\n<p><sup><b>&dagger;<\/b><\/sup>-raceday scratches &#038; changes unavailable at press-time; <\/p>\n<p><strong><u>YESTERDAY&rsquo;s Fine Finishes<\/u><sup>&Dagger;<\/strong><br \/>\nBelterra 7<br \/>\nLone Star 1, 9<br \/>\nMountain 4<br \/>\nRuidoso 6<br \/>\nWoodbine 7<\/p>\n<p><strong><sup>&Dagger;<\/sup><\/strong>-$20+ overlayed win mutuels brought to you by BestLine, without regard to operational definitions of faves or freakazoids; thank you!<\/p>\n<p>Later!<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>Sign-up below for FREE DAILY ALERTS via safe, personal Email, NOT SOCIAL MEDIA&#8230;no one will know! 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