{"id":13745,"date":"2017-11-13T10:26:48","date_gmt":"2017-11-13T18:26:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=13745"},"modified":"2017-11-13T10:27:58","modified_gmt":"2017-11-13T18:27:58","slug":"first-post-monday-november-13-2017","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2017\/11\/13\/first-post-monday-november-13-2017\/","title":{"rendered":"First Post: Monday, November 13, 2017"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/pMeN3LguOKg\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Hey! Speaking of the Coastal Elites&rsquo; Fetishization of Food, this joint opened locally only 10 days ago or so. Yesterday&rsquo;s wait time just to enter, nevermind additional wait times inside to actually eat: approx. 2 hrs. <em>Mangia!<\/em> <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Doubtless everything in there is pretty nice to taste, but is the experience as transcendent and life-changing as how the citizens commenting on the SOcial MEdia are making it out to be? <\/p>\n<p>For the Seekers of Order: Finger 5, Finger 8, Keystone 6, Turf Paradise 1<\/p>\n<p>For the Chasers of Randomness: Mahoning 8, Keystone 5, Keystone 8<\/p>\n<p>Higher Universe, relieve us of the Bondage of Self! Amen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey! Speaking of the Coastal Elites&rsquo; Fetishization of Food, this joint opened locally only 10 days ago or so. Yesterday&rsquo;s wait time just to enter, nevermind additional wait times inside to actually eat: approx. 2 hrs. Mangia!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13745","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pavW5M-3zH","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13745","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13745"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13745\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13748,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13745\/revisions\/13748"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13745"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13745"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13745"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}